Come in here and act white

[STEVE]

* talks about redeveloping community
* raises rent and builds a starbucks

 

[Brock Landers]

*changes his lingo/demeanour around other races to fit in and seem hip while they actually mock him without him knowing it*

even though I'm white I see this shyt all the time brehs

 

[Mr. Somebody]

*invites black friend over for dinner and drinks*
*asks him to have sex with my wife*

*ignores calls from family living in trailer parks*
*complains about black people on welfare*

 

[unit321]

* goes to Denny's for dinner, doesn't have to wait 20 minutes for service *

 

[unit321]

* goes home after long day at work, puts Nicholas Cage DVD in DVD player, enjoys movie *

 

[MexicanKingpin]

gets his wife / daughter fukked by a mexican

 

[Lil' Kartwheel]

Randomly starts whistling for no reason

 

[Prince Akeem]

Loves dogs more than people.

 

[STEVE]

some of these are hitting close to home LOL

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

* walks funny *

 

[MexicanKingpin]

rides a scooter*

 

[Yinny]

*thinks imitating a spastic seizure is a legitimate form of dancing*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Doesn't get butthurt by this thread*

 

[Yinny]

*thinks black people don't understand me unless I use out-of-date slang and mannerisms to make them feel comfortable around me*

*knows what being black is like based on television shows and my one black friend*

 

[Yinny]

*sees no distinction between fukking around with homies and being borderline homo*