Come in here and act white

[ineedsleep212]

*buys a bunch of 40 ozs and 6 packs with fellow white friends*
*refuses bags*
*doesn't get ticket*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*crosses the street when I see a black man walking towards me*

*jumps out of plane w/a parachute to feel alive*

*gets pulled over but doesn't get speeding ticket because the officer doesn't want my insurance to be raised*

 

[Silver Surfer]

*Cripples U.S economy

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*buys a bunch of 40 ozs and 6 packs with fellow white friends*
*refuses bags*
*doesn't get ticket*

two great minds think alike.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

*snitches*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Thinks every professional black person got where they are because of affirmative action*

*Doesn't realize white women benefit from it more than any other group*

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

*uses da internet and online anonymity to vent out racist frustrations from being an insecure saltine*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*invites friends over to watch It's Sunny in Philadelphia streaming on the 50 inch HD 3DTV from a macbook pro*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*drives up to dads lakehouse for the weekend*

 

[Yinny]

*hesitates when reciting rap lyrics that say the N word





only if one's around

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Looks at minority in the department store like they're about to steal something*

*Doesn't realize white women are more likely to shoplift than any other group*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Has threesome with sister and dog*

 

[Lavish]

 

[thelonious21]

*updates resume*

 

[Lavish]

*offers you beer at there house*
*on your way out you try and sneak a couple beers in your jacket*

*white boy sees you*
*your thinkin: aw shyt *

*white boy says, you takin some "roadies" huh?*
*you look back at him like *














*he says: here ya go, take one more..do you need a bag?*

* you: *

^this actually happened to me