Come in here and act white

[CoolazzFemale]

*clutches purse close to chest*

 

[JLova]

* Secretly wonders how large his black friend's penis is *

 

[duck]

*wakes up every morning, happy to be white*

 

[Shugg84]

Has the perfect life, girlfriend effs a big black oscar meyer for spring break, finds out and hangs self in dorm.

Actually happened at LSU this semester.

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

*hate black people*


*listen to nothing but black music*

 

[JLova]

"get over it!"

*bumps Dead Prez*

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

*Goes to youtube and watches video about blacks. clicks like button on comment: "fukking ******s!" claims he's not racist*
*Hates Obama but can't explain why*
*thinks he's qualified to tell other races what they should do*
*disgusted by dark skinned black woman with white features but enamoured by white woman with black features*
*Uses hair gel*
*goes to paul mooney stand up act and stays through the whole thing because he doesn't want to look awkward getting up and leaving before show is over*

 

[melraH]

*drinks pabst blue ribbon/Budweiser*
*gets drunk, drives gets pulled over, screams at officer, gets sent home with a warning after officer notices a minority youth jaywalking with a hoodie on*
* listens to flo-rida and black eye peas and bops head out of rhythim*
* gets in the club wearing a raggy polo, jeans and sketcher sneakers and still bags finest asian broad in the club*

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

*is racist*

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

*Thinks blacks are taking advantage of welfare but doesn't realize most welfare recipients are white*
*Refuses to acknowledge white privilege*
*Claims he's not racist but gets furious when his daughter tells him she wants to marry a successful latino*
*thinks only disgusting white women like black men*
*Is addicted to coffee*
"you blacks and your fried chicken haha" *dips chicken nugget in ketchup*
"Oh those asians and their rice" *sprinkles flavour powder on rice cake*
*Idolizes cultures other than his own but does not want to socialize with members of said cultures*
*sags skinny jeans*

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

"Only fat, out of shape white women fukk blacks"
*sweats some Sandra Oh-lookin bytch whose face has foot fungus*

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

"Only fat, out of shape white women fukk blacks"
*sweats some Sandra Oh-lookin bytch whose face has foot fungus*

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

*has no bass in voice*

 

[melraH]

* is in nyc sees a minority youth wearing a Pittsburg pirate hat :cac:starts a convo with youth about how Roberto Clemente was his fathers favorite player and how he is a diehard fan, and is when youth asks him wtf is a Roberto Clemente, that the fitted just matches his acg's, then asks youth :cac: wth is a acg?*

* watches tv flipping through channels sees a lal/okc game*
* goes on about how basketball players are thugs and animals gets mad changes channel*
* puts on hockey or mma now this is a sport these guys are warriors*
* gets home from work early and finds 10yrs old son listening to hip-hop, procedes to tell son how that violent languague is not allowed in his household, then procedes to show his son the movie Goodfellas with the surround sound all the way up*

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

*wears New Balances*
*gets kidnapped and held hostage a block away from home*
*ages horribly*
*calls black person a racist for pointing out what they said was racist*
*rocks dirty ass baseball cap*
*gets abducted by aliens*