Come in here and act white

[JoelB]

"mmmm mmmmmm. This mayonaise sandwich is delectable."

"I hate Michael Vick for hurting those animals. He's a fukking a$$hole and deserves to burn in hell"

"What am I doing this weekend? Me Grandpa and Dad are going to take our guns and hunt and skin innocent animals. Totally rad"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

"tells random stranger how his wife fukked his brother and he stayed with the bytch"

"uses public shower barefoot"

"makes gay jokes every 5 mins but hates gays"

 

[Jamal514]

*Hates gays, but will often speak out against homophobia in order to equate it with slavery in the 1600's and 1700's*

*Thinks blacks are too sensitive about racism and regularly says the N word, but gets offended when Chris Rock says the word "cracker"*

*Claims not to be gay, but has an unhealthy obsession with athletic black men's bodies*

 

[thelonious21]

*gets approved for a NON subprime mortgage*

 

[unit321]

* pays artist $600 to make a painting of their favorite dog and hangs the picture in their living room *

 

[jadillac]

**drags out the word, "Blllllaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkk" **

 

[Filthy McNasty]

*gets cast on "How I Met Your Mother"

 

[JasonSJackson]

"FIDDY cent"

"LUL Kim"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

*goes hiking in dangerous back country and gets eaten by a grizzly bear*

 

[aRoMaN21]

*puts a confederate flag on truck and a bumper sticker reading "this is the white mans land! we were here first!*
* goes to the trailer park for some "dogfood" and meth and doesnt come home for 3 days*
*eats out at mcdonalds 9 times a week off the dollar menu *
* hates anyone with an ounce of blood thats not "white blood" *

 

[50CentStan]

*goes hiking in dangerous back country and gets eaten by a grizzly bear*

 

[50CentStan]

*climbs inside 1000 year old tree thats a landmark in the state, proceeds to smoke meth, burns self and tree down*

*doesnt use wetones, views skid marks in whitey tiddies*

 

[JasonSJackson]

*After watching Floyd Mayweather press conference annoucing his next fight*

"What an arrogant piece of shyt. fukk him"

*After watching first episode of 24/7*

"This guy may actually have a chance."

*After watching last episode of 24/7*

"This guy's going to kick Floyd's a$$"

*After Floyd's arm is raised in victory*

"fukking p*ssy keeps fighting these mops cause he's scared of Pac man"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*goes to Thailand, fukks tranny, pretends he thought it was a woman...forever remembers that moment as the greatest orgasm he had*

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

**gets picked on in high school by 3 kids**
**steals dad's deer hunting gun**
**shoots up the entire school**