Come in here and act white

[LastEmperor2k2]

*walks across interesection as slowly as possiable even tho i see the line of cars waiting to turn.*

"It says walk buddy! What do u expect me to do? Run?"

Black people do this shyt all the time too, bad example.

 

[JasonSJackson]

Black people do this shyt all the time too, bad example.

naw.........nikkas will cross in the middle of the street then refuse to change their pace cause they think they earning stripes by letting u know he knows u wont hit him...........

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Eats raw steak

 

[Jamal514]

*Put's on a pair of Wrangler jeans*

 

[Kenyan West]

*wears a hoodie and shorts in cold weather*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Asks black person why "their people" love fried chicken and hot sauce so much*

*Pours hot sauce all over own fried chicken*

 

[The_Hillsta]

*Convince female companion to take vintage plane for a spin. Proceeds to crash and burn due to mechanical failure.*

 

[Oroko Saki]

*Goes quadding and fishing*

*chops wood*

*picks up a box of saltines at stop & shop*

*sticks my d*ck in a vacuum cleaner*

 

[gameover82]

thinks nascar the greatest sport ever

 

[polo]

Has a hockey jersey collection

 

[Grifter]

drive up to a stranger in the hood and ask for directions

 

[Nick Barnes]

*eats boogers*

 

[Marti]

* make a million and 1 excuses as to why blacks are better in sports*

* believes 5 inch dikks are the average male size*

 

[Nick Barnes]

*pretends to be black on sohh/the coli*

 

[Another Man]

*puts whale tail on honda civic*
*speeds down the high way high on pills from his mom's medicine cabinet while blasting this song on repeat*
*gets a text from his mom "Did you get in my pills again, Chad?"*
*texts back "fukk YOU MOM QUIT BLAMING ME YOU STUPID bytch WHORE!!!!!!!11111~~"*
*pulls into mall parking lot*
*rolls up the sleeves a bit on his smedium tapout t-shirt covered with shiny tribal patterns and skulls*
*puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses to wear indoors*
*goes straight to gnc to get dat dere cell tech, then to abercrombie to drop 100+ on jeans that look like they were pulled through a car engine while running and more smedium shirts*
*goes to spencers to get more tapout shirts and a beer bong*
*texts his mom to "GO TO THE STORE AND GET US SOME JACK DANIELS, AND 3 CASES OF NATTY, ME AND MY BROS ARE GONNA GET shyt FACED"*
*mom texts back "okay dear, love you"
*replies "lol thats gay"*
*walks past a voluptuous pawg, gags, and goes "haha bro check out that whale over there, man the harpoons broski", but later on sees a girl built like a 12 year old boy, "Wow she's smokin bro!"*
*goes to leave the mall, revs his engine at the stop light, making his car sound like a pissed off wood bee*
*heads to the "black" part of town to get some weed from some acquaintances at school, cuz he's not racist and is also hood, nikka*
*This is changed into this*
*meets up at the spot arranged to meet them at, is shook the whole time*
*gets sold some mid at kush prices, head busted wide open like a chairshot*
*is cool with it*
"Dudes we're gonna get so fukked up bro, extreme epic shyt bro!"