Come in here and act white

[JasonSJackson]

*gets drunk at Palace arena*
*see's artest foul the biggest nikka in the arena*
"YOU fukkING p*ssy ARTEST!!!!"

*gets laughter and hi fives from other caucasions in area*

*as Artest is lying on floor by scorers table gets the bright idea to pour beer on him........"yea, thatll get me some more laughs and high fives for sure"*

*splash*




*points at guy beside me as artest attempts to locate assailant*

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

*gets lost in woods with dog, both starving to death but sacrafices self and lets dog eat body so dog can survive*

 

[Return of the Jedi]

*gets picture taken with *

 

[Return of the Jedi]

Not gonna lie...looked at some of these like "Yeah I do that "

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*wears same dirty ass pair of Addidas shoes for 6 years*

*lives in trailor-park but spends $18K to hook up Nissan coup*

*convinces wife to have 3some with his best friend, best friend convinces the wife to leave husband, both dudes stay friends*

*kisses dog in mouth right before kissing kids on lips*

 

[50CentStan]

* Is a Drake stan *
* Thinks toronto is hood *
* claims that UK knife crimes>> *

 

[OPTiMO]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*makes 30K a year, yet swears the Republican party represents his interest*

*brags about eating a strippers p*ssy out while on her period, so he can get his red wings*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Is actually quiet in movie theaters*

 

[36 Chambers]

*gets expelled from school*
*parents punish me by grounding me*

 

[Thebadguy]

Doesn't trust the government, but quotes the FBI crime statistics to prove that blacks are criminals.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Looks at white girl with no ass like *

*Looks at white girl with ass like *

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Eats mayonaise on a hamburger

Listens to Bob Dylan

Has fun at a bar

 

[JasonSJackson]

*stands at crosswalk patiently awaiting "walk" sign before attempting to cross intersection*

*observes black man come to cross walk, look left, look right, then proceed to cross intersection*

*follows his lead*

*almost gets hit by tractor trailer i didnt see coming*

 

[JasonSJackson]

*walks across interesection as slowly as possiable even tho i see the line of cars waiting to turn.*

"It says walk buddy! What do u expect me to do? Run?"