* Gets to work 5-10 minutes early for no reason *
* Comes into work wearing same clothes at least 3 times out the work week *
* Says corny jokes in the office. *
* Always talking about or playing golf. *
* Longs to successfully & casually drop the N-word around black people w/o any dirty looks, skepticism or attempts at life or try to sneakily use it in an alleged "out of context" manner around black people still so it can be said that I wasn't using it racistly. Uses it all the time around white friends *
* Hates/doesn't understand hip-hop, but loves sell out hip hop artists and "dances" to their music.
* Is a hipster *
* Is vegan. *
* Constantly reminisces about the "good ole days" when overt racism was in. *
* Has no middle ground with hard discipline (beatings) with child rearing and either lets kids get away with anything with nothing but a "stern" talking too, with no legitimate beatings (a few whacks with belt or switch) or real punishments or goes full-fledge extreme and beats kids to inch of life with closed fists, beer bottles, coat hangers, etc. for spilling milk. *
* Does drugs with kids to establish friendly bonds. *
* Doesn't believe in lotion. *
* Is the constant eye of adoration and affection of ironic, psuedo pro-black intra-racist successful black women of the ilks of Zoe Saldana and poster AnotherGirl. *
* Dichotomously wants to be black and doesn't want to be black.
