Come in here and act white

[OPTiMO]

*think zimmerman is guilty*


*gets ass beat walking down the street anyways*

 

[JasonSJackson]

*claims to not believe in God*

*feels the need to point this disbelief out to others any and every chance i can*

*sneezes*

"God bless you"

"God isnt real.............."

*eases droping someone elses conversation*

"God Dam boy! thats crazy..."

"God isnt real"

*gets shot*

"Help me Lord!"

 

[Another Man]

*wrestled in high school, thinks that he can hold his own in the UFC by default*
*wears forest camo everything*
*has "c00n HUNTER" decal on the window of his pickup, but swears he isn't racist"
*has confederate flag on license plate of said truck, still swears he isn't racist, but lives up north*
*eats raw meat*
*gets jealous over his sister*

 

[Piff Huxtable]

*finds Maggie Gyllenhal and Anne Hathaway attractive*

 

[OPTiMO]

*dude, if Jessica cheats on me i'd be pissed... But if it's with a black dude.... she's dead.*

 

[Another Man]

*dude, if Jessica cheats on me i'd be pissed... But if it's with a black dude.... she's dead.*

*gets legit mad seeing a chick he's not even with fukk with a black dude*

 

[Shogun]

Lives comfortable life
Is content
Gets called dorky or lame...laughs all the way to nice neighborhood where he doesn't have to lock his doors

 

[JasonSJackson]

would wear this tie

 

[Henryflo1]

*does the twist*

 

[Black]

*offers you beer at there house*
*on your way out you try and sneak a couple beers in your jacket*

*white boy sees you*
*your thinkin: aw shyt *

*white boy says, you takin some "roadies" huh?*
*you look back at him like *













*he says: here ya go, take one more..do you need a bag?*

* you: *

^this actually happened to me

at this nikka stealin beers

 

[Rell]

*Asks black co-worker how he got his hair to look wavy like that*
*Asks black co-worker if he can get his to do that*

 

[Box Cutta]

 

[Box Cutta]

*Makes racist comments in every news article and youtube video that involves a black person*

*Destroys both US and WORLD economy yet still has the audacity to argue about minorities on welfare*

*Has a tiny ass dikk and doesn't know how to use it*

*Hates black people but will swear on my mothers life that I'm not racist*

*Pretends to emphasize with blacks on racism but prays to god that white privilege will save me from my own incompetency*

*Steals every form of black culture as my own*

*Doesn't like rap...but OMG Eminem is awesome and Machine Gun Kelly might be the next big thing*

*SWORE for YEARS that Atmosphere was going to blow up*......

*For some reason, I find a way to dislike every single black character in every single television show ever created*

*Hates basketball and football...thinks Hockey is the greatest thing ever*

*Claims that Obama isn't black to take away from black feelings of pride.... but will use every single racist, bigoted, and hateful argument against him when it benefits republican politicians*

*Buys and renews yearly subscription to Ghetto Gaggers and Cumbang *

*Complains about blacks living beyond there means......buys new Ipad, Iphone, and Ipod every 5 months*

*Claims that family didn't own slaves.....has no idea if this is true or not and never researched the subject*

*Every single one of my family members over 40 years old and ALL of my ancestors were likely a racist piece of scum that terrorized black Americans and benefited from centuries of privilege*

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

* lives fairly comfortably*
* becomes a serial killer for no reason, regardless of comfortable living and status *

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

*Is a pedaphile*
*Joins Catholic Church*
*Becomes a priest*
*FEASTS*