Come in here and act white

[Scustin Trillberlake]

*Has $13 dollar organic vegetarian sandwich for lunch topped off with a $6 dollar iced vanilla latte*

*gets mad at homeless man for asking for a quarter*

 

[Michael Knight]

*offers you beer at there house*
*on your way out you try and sneak a couple beers in your jacket*

*white boy sees you*
*your thinkin: aw shyt *

*white boy says, you takin some "roadies" huh?*
*you look back at him like *














*he says: here ya go, take one more..do you need a bag?*

* you: *

^this actually happened to me

 

[We Ready]

*Has $13 dollar organic vegetarian sandwich for lunch topped off with a $6 dollar iced vanilla latte*

*gets mad at homeless man for asking for a quarter*

To be fair, the homeless guy was probably black.

 

[Judgement!]

*Puts nuts in friends mouth while he's sleeping and takes picture

 

[Thebadguy]

blames mexican's for the economy but never the once think's it was the president's or better yet the goverment.

They'll blame the president now.

 

[Tikal]

*is a mountain climber who plays electric guitar*

 

[Kostibros]

*Attempts to do the electrical wiring in his house when normal occupation is nothing related

 

[Silver Surfer]

*Attempts to do the electrical wiring in his house when normal occupation is nothing related

Haha..my co-worker did this when he bought his new house...I was like

 

[usopp]

*Here's a dangerous/suspicious sound.....goes to investigate....

 

[JasonSJackson]

*dives in front of bullet to save girlfriends life*

 

[thelonious21]

*is a mountain climber who plays electric guitar*

you have NO clue was dope means..

what kinda raps you lookin for??? Suit & Tie???

 

[charmander]

*goes out of the way to be extra nice to people to make up for historically bad reputation*

*gets lice*

 

[thelonious21]

*Tells police i saw EVERYTHING and am willing to testify*

 

[Yinny]

*respects all authority figures*

*blames minorities for every problem in the country*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Has $13 dollar organic vegetarian sandwich for lunch topped off with a $6 dollar iced vanilla latte*

*gets mad at homeless man for asking for a quarter*

I get mad when a homeless person asks for a quarter. fukk him.