Come in here and act white

[iBrowse]

*Talks back to police after speeding through a red light with beer cans on the floor...tells said officer he/she has rights but doesn't know any*
....
*gets off with a slap on the wrist*

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Listens to one song from some obscure underground rapper and immediately calls him "amazing".

Names their kids Blaine, Blake, Connor and Madison.

Plays some retarded made up sport like beer kickball or disc golf.

 

[Jamal514]

* Eats steak seared on the outside and bleeding red on the inside*

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

 

[aKiller4rmdaSet]

Listens to one song from some obscure underground rapper and immediately calls him "amazing".

Names their kids Blaine, Blake, Connor and Madison.

Plays some retarded made up sport like beer kickball or disc golf.

My bat signal worked, now lettuce resurrect this bih

 

[Fani Willis fan]

With the awkward head nod

 

[Yehuda]

What a racist thread.

I am going to write a letter to the administrators of this message board expressing my discontent with this topic.

 

[ridedolo]

*showers every 3 days*
*burns in the sun*
*take pills for depression and suicidal thoughts*
*claims to be superior*

 

[Another Man]

*manifests inner hatred through "music" by a mess of fast paced riffs, drums, and keys, calls this metal but claims hip hop is garbage*
*hates hip hop but loves eminem, mgk, icp and yelawolf*
*watches ufc, decides they are too able to fight on a similar level*
*insists on engaging in physical contact with other males while intoxicated*
*smokes anything that catches fire*
*low key wants to smash female family members*
*drives around in big lifted truck bought by parents, wears a backwards cap, oakleys, mma related tshirt and rock and revival jeans w/ boots*

 

[BelieveBeOK]

*signs petition to make the boy's mother responsible for Harambe's death*


*Comes into the office and proudly tells collegues, "I washed my hair this morning"*



*finds Taylor Swift/Jennifer Lawrence attractive*

 

[aKiller4rmdaSet]

What a racist thread.

I am going to write a letter to the administrators of this message board expressing my discontent with this topic.

Already got the brooklynzson stamp of approval

 

[Neuromancer]

*Get's parents to Guarantor $3500 apartment *

 

[aKiller4rmdaSet]

*manifests inner hatred through "music" by a mess of fast paced riffs, drums, and keys, calls this metal but claims hip hop is garbage*
*hates hip hop but loves eminem, mgk, icp and yelawolf*
*watches ufc, decides they are too able to fight on a similar level*
*insists on engaging in physical contact with other males while intoxicated*
*smokes anything that catches fire*
*low key wants to smash female family members*
*drives around in big lifted truck bought by parents, wears a backwards cap, oakleys, mma related tshirt and rock and revival jeans w/ boots*

 

[Mowgli]

This has nothing to do with race. I dont care if you're black white purple orange teal magenta beige cardinal chlorochrous coccineous puce rubious modena maroon periwinkle perse sable or madder, if you commit a crime like this you belong under the jail

*white man commits crime*

*we really need to look into the laws governing rape sentencing. No one should do this kind of time for rape*


*Is christian

Hates seeing black people at his church*

 

[iBrowse]

• Wear sandals with socks
• Listen to music we don't fukk with any more
• Die in hot air balloon accidents
• Wear shorts in 30 degree weather
• Stand still at concerts