Long Live The Mamba
I make sh*t shake up in broad day
Don't trip half these nikkas probably still live at homeI'm not rich like the other posters here.
Congrats on the new crib
Come in here and laugh at the crib I'll be moving into this summer.
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Congrats on the new crib
I moved in my first flat last year, exactly similiar to this, my kitchen was smaller but my bathroom is bigger than yours. How you gonna smash chicks in that shower
You gonna have the time of your life breh, females gonna love you crib regardless, I was smashing chicks, one after the other in one weekend. Girls were leaving panties, toothbrushes, hair so if there is another girl, she would end up seeing her things.
Bruh I was thinking the same thing about the shower. I think I have to reserve that spot for women who do yoga.
Thanks. And eventually one of those sisters will be treated well. Each short term girl gets me closer to a long term.
Damn my nikka said this is a travesty.
Can y'all expound on why this is so bad? Small places for high rent is just how it goes in big cities not in the south right?
BigE214
Future GOAT
Put some dope furniture in that ho and nextflix and chill gonna be poppin 
Get you a click clack for the living space and a few ottomans that convert. Have it extra lofty in that ho
Thank me later
example of a click clack
Hazelwood Home Click Clack Convertible Sofa - Walmart.com
Not saying get one from walmart but one could be very space efficient while still comfortable. then it just falls back when ya boys get fucced up ect..
Get you a click clack for the living space and a few ottomans that convert. Have it extra lofty in that ho
Thank me later
example of a click clack
Hazelwood Home Click Clack Convertible Sofa - Walmart.com
Not saying get one from walmart but one could be very space efficient while still comfortable. then it just falls back when ya boys get fucced up ect..
Keep trying to denigrate the apartment but you posting videos of it online. Such a cot damn cornball
Breh. I said you got it.
I posted it on here because I'm excited about having a place with no live-in chick or rusty roommates for the first time in my life, and wanted to share.
And I gave it that title, because it's small and I knew I was gonna get roasted a bit.
Ain't nobody trying to flex. Now leave me the fukk alone.
This. He's winning
BigE214
Future GOAT
501 a month here in Dallasneed great credit of course.
Lying like a ho. You can get a decent 1 bedroom in the city for under 900 no mo
root_eruditorium_org
All Star
I live in a big city too so I get it, but I don't understand why we should be happy about it. If you go to other places you can see how much we get screwed outta space in big cities.
that's tiny as fukk though. i agree with the person who said you should get a screen or something to shield the bed from the kitchen ... etc.
but i'm not trying to hate though. use that as a platform to do bigger and better things. you can make moves in seattle.
where in CT though? hartford area?
I feel you. I'm not really happy about the price and the space but I accept that that's how it is.
And yeah I plan on getting a screen, and respect.
ORDER_66
I dont care anymore 2026
FOR THAT?!?!!?!?
It's real in the field.
Rell84shots
Veteran
You need to search better, plenty of places that still haveLying like a ho. You can get a decent 1 bedroom in the city for under 900 no mo
prices. If you're paying $900 for a 1 bedroom then you need to go ahead and kill yourself
root_eruditorium_org
All Star
You need to search better, plenty of places that still have
what's with all the negativity? a lot of cats could stand to benefit from this thread.
jwonder
Superstar
Half?Don't trip half these nikkas probably still live at home
Congrats on the new crib
. I would say 85%of these cats live at home or have a gang of roommates.Rule of thumb is the brokest nikkas are the ones steady hating.