Come in here and makeup a pointless Sportscenter stat

[Buckeye Fever]

Dwight Howard is shooting 80% from the free throw line in the first 4 minutes of 3rd quarters this season when his 4th child visits him in Houston and he gets wiped with Great Value baby wipes from the Walmart closest to the Toyota center when the temperature is at least 70 degrees and Josh Smith sits on the bench, digs in his nose, rolls the booger with his fingers and flicks it into the 3rd row and lands into a fan's popcorn and they eat the piece the booger landed on and they say "OOH! THAT'S SALTY!"

 

[GiantGonzalez]

Steph Curry the second player to hit 5 3's in back to back games in the third week of March when its raining outside, with his mom in the crowd, joining LaPhonso Ellis

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Bump

 

[Originalman]

Op hell of a thread. Might be the best one I have read on here in the last 6 months.

 

[th_412]

Draymond Green is the first player over 6'2" to have 4 assists in a half and not make a field goal while wearing in alternate jersey at home since 1992...the other two player to do it EVER? Doc Rivers and Fat Lever

Wtf bruh

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Dwight Howard is the first big man to attempt ZERO post moves in 8 consecutive games since the game of basketball was invented in 1891 in Springfield, The previous record? Sam Bowie with 2 consecutive games.

 

[Monoblock]

Draymond Green is the first player over 6'2" to have 4 assists in a half and not make a field goal while wearing in alternate jersey at home since 1992...the other two player to do it EVER? Doc Rivers and Fat Lever

Fat Lever breh....

I swear I hear Van Pelt voice when reading this.

 

[Miggs]

Players with the TOP FG percentage from 15 feet and out since January 23rd on the second night of back to backs...

 

[Shadow King]

Wtf bruh

Fat Lever breh....

I swear I hear Van Pelt saying voice when reading this.

I had to do it these ESPN stats be bringing up the most random dudes

 

[beanz]

Did you know that no team in the history of sports has ever lost a game when scoring more points than their opponent?

 

[NoMorePie]

Lebron James is the only man in NBA history to win a game after taking off his headband at half time in the NBA finals

 

[Sauce Dab]

This is a really funny thread OP. If people keep posting in this thread then I'll keep posting those stats too

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

(Insert Team) is (insert record) when (situation that doesn't affect gameplay in any way happens)

 

[Shadow King]

Paul George is one of two forwards to have a slump in production from off-court issues from New Year's onward and still make the playoffs. The other is Antoine Walker

 

[JBoy]

*insert random QB is first player with 300 plus yards passing in a game when it hasn't rained in Miami in a week*