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After careful consideration I don't want to share my storiesThat was ruthless
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Especially not in TLRAfter careful consideration I don't want to share my stories
Gully Bull
Love Sponge
When i was much younger, I went on vacation out of state and my family called the day after I left to tell me that my house became haunted in my absence as a heads up so i could be mentally prepared to fight the ghosts (i had bingewatched ghost busters 1 just before departing) when i got back. They knew it ws haunted because they found the dog floating in the air in his sleep, table being set for a big party in the middle of the night and all of the clothes that needed to be washed ironed and on clothes hangers while the clean clothes were folded nicely near the washing machine with a bottle of laundry detergent next to them. They said it was a attractive twenty something year old woman so I got there like 
with my weegee board in hand. She never responded back and the hauntings stopped.
with my weegee board in hand. She never responded back and the hauntings stopped.
When i was much younger, I went on vacation out of state and my family called the day after I left to tell me that my house became haunted in my absence as a heads up so i could be mentally prepared to fight the ghosts (i had bingewatched ghost busters 1 just before departing) when i got back. They knew it ws haunted because they found the dog floating in the air in his sleep, table being set for a big party in the middle of the night and all of the clothes that needed to be washed ironed and on clothes hangers while the clean clothes were folded nicely near the washing machine with a bottle of laundry detergent next to them. They said it was a attractive twenty something year old woman so I got there like
when I was younger- light skinned hoe. blind sided her in the mall. was my fault. I was way too direct. Wasnt tripping though I heard her p*ssy stinks anyway
yardman
Mad movements!
I was on the Q5 bus with my boy and this thick shorty was giving me riddim.
So I slid over some seats and sat next to her and started spitting.
Everything was cool but then she caught a whiff of my breath.
I had just ate a burger and some onion rings, I had forgot.
She tried to play it off but couldn't.
My nikka was dying watching the whole thing play out.
Smelt my joint after the ordeal and realized my breath was hollering and barking.
I got the number the next time I saw her, we laughed about it when we went out.
So I slid over some seats and sat next to her and started spitting.
Everything was cool but then she caught a whiff of my breath.
I had just ate a burger and some onion rings, I had forgot.
She tried to play it off but couldn't.
My nikka was dying watching the whole thing play out.
Smelt my joint after the ordeal and realized my breath was hollering and barking.
I got the number the next time I saw her, we laughed about it when we went out.
ben anderson
Superstar
You didn't get curved bra wtf
My dude you didn't get curved though
James Gordon
Superstar
So you didnt get curved
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
This thread should have went double platinum by now. 
I don't know if I should be happy or sadThis thread should have went double platinum by now.
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xCivicx
Archduke of Audits
I was at 1 of these clubs out here
I see a bad super thick chick in a skin tight black dress sitting by herself
I walk over to her and say "Hi"
She looks me up and down and just says "No"
I say "Ok" and go about my business
Luckily it was loud enough in there that no one else heard the exchange
I see a bad super thick chick in a skin tight black dress sitting by herself
I walk over to her and say "Hi"
She looks me up and down and just says "No"
I say "Ok" and go about my business
Luckily it was loud enough in there that no one else heard the exchange