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:leon: well post some receipts then.

I did already...you missed this thread?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-strawberry-simp-exposal-thread.380359/ *

:russ:


That doesn't include the biggest exposal: @smARTmouf aka Lee

That thread went Diamond & is now in the Rafters...it was a peridot puss thread called STAYS LIT! or some shyt.

That's where teleporting to my p*ssy became Coli famous.

:leon: :ehh:


*There are a bunch more simps that I haven't revealed because I respect them & they're chill af, so I'm not gonna thrown them under the bus.
 
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I did already...you missed this thread?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-strawberry-simp-exposal-thread.380359/ *

:russ:


That doesn't include the biggest exposal: @smARTmouf aka Lee

That thread went Diamond & is now in the Rafters...it was a peridot puss thread called STAYS LIT! or some shyt.

That's where teleporting to my p*ssy became Coli famous.

:leon: :ehh:


*There are a bunch more simps that I haven't revealed because I respect them & they're chill af, so I'm not gonna thrown them under the bus.

I saw that thread. I was just wondering if there were new folks ready to get on the summer jam screen.
 

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I did already...you missed this thread?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-strawberry-simp-exposal-thread.380359/ *

:russ:


That doesn't include the biggest exposal: @smARTmouf aka Lee

That thread went Diamond & is now in the Rafters...it was a peridot puss thread called STAYS LIT! or some shyt.

That's where teleporting to my p*ssy became Coli famous.

:leon: :ehh:


*There are a bunch more simps that I haven't revealed because I respect them & they're chill af, so I'm not gonna thrown them under the bus.
Why you bugging on homey?
And how you cool with them AND calling them simps? Do you know what a simp is?

-Murdama$$
 

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Strawberry.... as an island male. Just wanted to ask, do you know the dancing on my head shyt, although it looks ok in some music videos, dancehall competitiveness dances. Just in a normal club scenario comes off as trying to hard and skanky. Term I would use back home... Jungalist.
 

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@Tuaminator :steviej:

Strawberry.... as an island male. Just wanted to ask, do you know the dancing on my head shyt, although it looks ok in some music videos, dancehall competitiveness dances. Just in a normal club scenario comes off as trying to hard and skanky. Term I would use back home... Jungalist.

IDGAF :stopitslime:

How is dancin on your head skanky? :martin:

Balance is skanky :mindblown:
 

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:leon:

shud've posted this in the official toronto thread.

I couldn't find it. Found some old 2013 thread but wanted to make my own thread instead of bumping it.

I think the last post was about Rob Ford

:russ:

I'll only go to the 6 to see @daria and drake the gawd. So, no thanks :coffee:

:jbhmm:
Is that the fat chick?

P.S. If you like Drake and you're a guy, you're 100% :wrist:

I saw that thread. I was just wondering if there were new folks ready to get on the summer jam screen.
Oh there is 1 that fukked up recently. We had a hilarious falling out a few days ago...boy is delusional, thinks he's a rap god but I'm pretty sure nobody ever heard of him.

Other than that I'm protecting all my Romeos.

Why you bugging on homey?
@smARTmouf is still running around dissin me under both his Coli usernames acting as if he won in his exposal thread.

He lost touch with reality. He even wrote me a diss track because he "didn't care about me"
:why: :mjlol: :comeon:

He's a p*ssy and I'm callin him out. He'll never hear the end of it.

It's way overdue cuz I've been travelling for 2+ weeks but I'm gonna finally record my response to his diss track in studio any day now.

Just you wait!
:umad:

The Coli is gonna die!

:russ:
I haven't been here in a while....

:dead: that @Strawberry really won tlr woat....
I could pick over 10 people that shoulda got that before her

Right?

It's all good, I know I'm not the actual WOAT, I just have a lot of haters who all came out to vote.

I don't mind though, I enjoy the fame.
:blessed:

Still can't believe I'm important enough to get my own banner in 8-9 months

:ehh: :obama:


I always wondered how people became important enough to get their own banner & always secretly wanted one.

:krs:

Obviously you too far gone ....

Trust me, no body sees the chick whining on her head as wifey material...

What didn't you understand about IDGAF?

Dancin pon headtop is a talent that takes skill. I think it's dope and I think dancehall queens are the best dancers in the world, I have so much respect for them.

You sound like some upperclass island snob so I could really care less what you think of me dancin on my head.

If someone who has never met me wants to judge me based on my dancing, they can suck a bag of dikks.

The man I love thinks it's awesome that I started to learn headtop. He loves when I dance. And he considers me wifey material so remind me again why I should care what anyone else thinks.
:comeon:

I've seen the videos, they treat those girls like props :huhldup:

Daggering & dancin pon headtop are totally different styles of dance. :stopitslime:

I love daggering though, I can do some pretty wild shyt...leaves the whole dancefloor like :ohhh: :gladbron:

Except a few black chicks who watch us like :beli: :martin: :francis: :birdman:


I didn't even notice til my friend pointed it out

:pachaha:
 
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