DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Y'all know sometimes you get caught up and you ain't got now choice but to shoot the stream and let it all out. 
I had a moment when I was out last night and I had to piss up a storm, reminded me of my most awkward piss ever.
Spring break 2011, Miami Beach.
My crew was deep as hell. Me and my friends from school were hangin' out with my friend who went to another school's friends. We was at these girls' crib cause we were kickin' it with them for a bit and we were movin back and forth to the strip from 7th and Michigan (their house), walkin' and drinkin'.
So like, nikkas had did their thing with them on the beach that night or whatever and then we started walkin' them back to their crib because it was on our way back (we had rented one of them mansions on Sunset Lake up the street
) If you ever been to both of them areas, you know that shyt's a good walking distance from each other.
We decide to leave them and go up Washington Ave to see if we can get any more chicks to roll back to the spot for a party while they are coming out the clubs. Not even 1 block into the walk, next thing you know I get that feeling.
When we hit that intersection, I damn near become
tryna keep my feet movin' in the slight pee pee dance fashion.
My nikkas like "What's wrong with you cuz?". I'm like "Nothin' breh, I'm good
"
So we hit the next block, and there's a Bank of America right there and one of these fools is like "I gotta hit this ATM real quick"
I'm steppin' in the name of love at this point. I'm standin' in a circle with some of my brehs and the I just yell out "I can't hold it any more y'all".
I turn my back on them, walk away a lil bit, and then whip out my dikk and let that gold flow. shyt lasted for at least a minute. nikkas had to move away a lil cause it was so much it was trailing back down to them
Most epic piss ever.
I had a moment when I was out last night and I had to piss up a storm, reminded me of my most awkward piss ever.
Spring break 2011, Miami Beach.
My crew was deep as hell. Me and my friends from school were hangin' out with my friend who went to another school's friends. We was at these girls' crib cause we were kickin' it with them for a bit and we were movin back and forth to the strip from 7th and Michigan (their house), walkin' and drinkin'.
So like, nikkas had did their thing with them on the beach that night or whatever and then we started walkin' them back to their crib because it was on our way back (we had rented one of them mansions on Sunset Lake up the street
) If you ever been to both of them areas, you know that shyt's a good walking distance from each other.We decide to leave them and go up Washington Ave to see if we can get any more chicks to roll back to the spot for a party while they are coming out the clubs. Not even 1 block into the walk, next thing you know I get that feeling.
When we hit that intersection, I damn near become
tryna keep my feet movin' in the slight pee pee dance fashion. My nikkas like "What's wrong with you cuz?". I'm like "Nothin' breh, I'm good
"So we hit the next block, and there's a Bank of America right there and one of these fools is like "I gotta hit this ATM real quick"
I'm steppin' in the name of love at this point. I'm standin' in a circle with some of my brehs and the I just yell out "I can't hold it any more y'all".
I turn my back on them, walk away a lil bit, and then whip out my dikk and let that gold flow. shyt lasted for at least a minute. nikkas had to move away a lil cause it was so much it was trailing back down to them
Most epic piss ever.
? I'm pretty sure your piss reeks like hell.