dont forget, when the lil chocolate niglet tried caught them flashing lights, he panicked and pissed on himself.
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dont forget, when the lil chocolate niglet tried caught them flashing lights, he panicked and pissed on himself.
I was at a resort in Cuba drunk as fukk, needed to pee so I started to pee beside a house and I see a resort security guard walking towards me.
I went to my girl's house party. My other friend comes and says "wanna go out?" I'm like "hell yea" I didn't know we were going on a double date
After the club everyone's feelin nice and shyt. She tells me to drive her car so she can hop in the car with her date and "my date" can hop in her's. After the club we're following each other back to the party at my friend's house and her car runs out of gas.
So we sent both guys on a dummy mission to get gas while we waited for them in her car. Keep in mind both our phones are dead.
Her: "I'm too tipsy for this bullshyt man.. n I gotta pee too!!! Man I gotta GOOOOO!!!!!" *holding her crotch*
Me: "Get the fukk out then nikka
Her: "Oh yeah" *grabs napkins & hops out*
Breh, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY when she got to peeing we saw them coming blinking their car lights on the other side of the highway lol. So she had to rush before they took the exit and came back around. lol. That was one of the funniest nights ever.
I miss her
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I was in NY with my ex, living that night life until I had to take a leak 
so I went into alley to piss and asked her to look out, instead she comes behind me and whispers " you have a big dikk and i need it " so we ended up having sex in a alleyway behind a fence...and some girl yells out the basement window saying i pissed on her window and called us savages 
good times
why did it end
so I went into alley to piss and asked her to look out, instead she comes behind me and whispers " you have a big dikk and i need it " so we ended up having sex in a alleyway behind a fence...and some girl yells out the basement window saying i pissed on her window and called us savages good times why did it end
in boystown, with a bunch of gays. the club wasnt letting people in/was closing. went into dunkin donuts to get a donut and piss, they closed their bathroom down. said fukk it and went on the side of the store as a fukk you to them
It was a week after thanksgiving. My homeboy's girls birthday party (now his wife).
I was G O N E off of straight grey goose the whole night.
I drove home (drunk of course) after a night of akward dancing with fat bishes (yeah i was THAT drunk cuz I don't DO fat chicks!)
anyways.......
the most powerful/awesome urge to piss hit me!! felt like I would squirt in my pants
So.....its me driving down a certain highway in Ft Bend county (my houston brehs know where) at 4 am in the morning. I spot a carwash. I'm soooo pissy drunk that I pull over and decide to piss in the carwash drain. Little did I notice that the lights were on...and cars were passing me by. So I peed the most powerfullest of Pee's with my Ding-a-ling facing traffic for all to see.
That piss was awesome.....and lasted what seemed like 15 mins.
Thats when I heard the honks of a horn......one horn..........the horn of what seemed like a 50 to late 50 yr old white lady.
I thought I offended her.....until I saw that meth head smile
I was mortified.............
to be continued like a bad rap video from the 90's
I was G O N E off of straight grey goose the whole night.
I drove home (drunk of course) after a night of akward dancing with fat bishes (yeah i was THAT drunk cuz I don't DO fat chicks!)
anyways.......
the most powerful/awesome urge to piss hit me!! felt like I would squirt in my pants
So.....its me driving down a certain highway in Ft Bend county (my houston brehs know where) at 4 am in the morning. I spot a carwash. I'm soooo pissy drunk that I pull over and decide to piss in the carwash drain. Little did I notice that the lights were on...and cars were passing me by. So I peed the most powerfullest of Pee's with my Ding-a-ling facing traffic for all to see.
That piss was awesome.....and lasted what seemed like 15 mins.
Thats when I heard the honks of a horn......one horn..........the horn of what seemed like a 50 to late 50 yr old white lady.
I thought I offended her.....until I saw that meth head smile
I was mortified.............
to be continued like a bad rap video from the 90's
Farrinto
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Back when I was in the first grade (I was about 5/6 at the time), there was this time where I had to take a piss badly but I was scared to ask the teacher to go for some reason. When the teacher wasn't looking, I started to unzip my pants and piss on the floor and this girl that was sitting next to me must have saw some of it because she told the teacher that I had to go to the bathroom. No one even noticed, looking back, I don't know how I pulled that off.
In Vegas, last Halloween I had to pee next to an empty(thank God) parking attendant booth. I was drunk so my squatting skills were gone... I was wobbling like crazy... & my sisters & their friends just laughed at my struggle. Then a few min later we all pissed on the side of a building. One stood watch & had baby wipes for us to wipe. I'll never forget the courtesy fanny wipe. 
Ugh. I hate that dudes can just go behind a wall or tree & whip if out to piss...
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i pissed up a bank when i was drunk once. got a fine from the police. i gave them a fake name tho so i didnt have to pay. 
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One day i was d&d but needed more beer n i had tp pee real bad. So i stopped at the beer store under the bridge in south dallas n got more beer. It was dark n decided to pee in between 2 buildings. So im pissing then i heard a group of vagrants yellung calling me all types of nasty bytches. I hurry up n finished n ran to my car n took off.
My bday some years back me n my friends were parking lot pimpin at the club. Its a hole in the wall thats entirely too small to be a club so most ppl hang out in the parking lot. Well we were dranking n i had to pee. I wasnt finna pay $5 just to go pee. So i opened my back passenger door n my drivers door to block ppl from seeing n sat n pissed. All of a sudden this dude walks up n say i can help u with that. This time i had napkins n my glove box to wipe with. Finished clised thebdoors n continued to drank.
My bday some years back me n my friends were parking lot pimpin at the club. Its a hole in the wall thats entirely too small to be a club so most ppl hang out in the parking lot. Well we were dranking n i had to pee. I wasnt finna pay $5 just to go pee. So i opened my back passenger door n my drivers door to block ppl from seeing n sat n pissed. All of a sudden this dude walks up n say i can help u with that. This time i had napkins n my glove box to wipe with. Finished clised thebdoors n continued to drank.