Come Share Your Awkward Pissing In Public Stories

[50CentStan]

I was leaving a baseball game (don't ask why I was there ) and was walking to the car like 6 blocks away and I see this Porsche parked with the top down, so I hopped in the passenger seat and pissed lol

My boys neighbor is a cop and my other boy was kickin it with us outside his house with us and had to piss, dude didn't know it was a cops house and goes and pisses in his front yard

I also took a shyt in a forest once, but that's a long story.

 

[Steezy]

In high school i peed In neighbors front yard cause i couldn't hold it and she opened the while i hit the.. I had no shame in my wang cuh and it was an emergency.

 

[Kuuuuush]

Some states you gotta watch out if a cop catches you urinating you will be charged as a registered sex offender

 

[unit321]

1. Hiking at through a dead volcano in Hawaii. There are no bathrooms for miles. No one is around either so I pee on a walking trail.

2. Day before Thanksgiving traffic. I'm going northbound on I-95. It took hours literally going from DC to Baltimore but I need to go farther. I'm a little bit outside of Baltimore and I need to pee. No rest area for miles and traffic is moving at 15 MPH. I pull over off a merge. So I see a bunch of road construction material and equipment. I walk over and look around. No cars can see me from the highway or merge so I pee behind a tree. It was one of those, standing for a minute and the flow ain't letting up pee sessions.

3. At my house, both bathrooms are occupied. I come home from work and have to go bad from a long drive home. I take an empty 20 oz. Dr. Pepper bottle from our recycling bin and pee in that. It starts getting up to the top edge of the bottle wrapping and I'm thinking, "Am I going to over flow this 20 oz bottle?" Fortunately, I emptied out without going to the top. I had about 18 to 20 ounces so I was near the top. True story.

 

[Cat piss martini]

A female friend had her homegirls over her
crib, I had to piss bad and was in the area so
I dropped by.....(house full of bad chicks)
I'm in the bathroom having one of the eye closers
when outta nowhere the LOUDEST 808 backfire
kicked loose..

walked out the bathroom and all of them jackals
were
I made me a drink outta their setup and left

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I piss in every pool I'm in. Its tradition I give no fukks if ppl in the water or not.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

One time I was driving back from va and I had this water bottle to pee in so I wouldn't have to stop and mid piss I got one hand on the steering wheel and other holding the bottle and my dong. Bottle slipped and I got piss all over my jeans and shoes. I keep driving in defeat tho.

 

[ClassyME]

I went to my girl's house party. My other friend comes and says "wanna go out?" I'm like "hell yea " I didn't know we were going on a double date

After the club everyone's feelin nice and shyt. She tells me to drive her car so she can hop in the car with her date and "my date" can hop in her's. After the club we're following each other back to the party at my friend's house and her car runs out of gas. so my phone's dead and I'm honking the horn since they're in front.


So we sent both guys on a dummy mission to get gas while we waited for them in her car. Keep in mind both our phones are dead.
Her: " I'm too tipsy for this bullshyt man.. n I gotta pee too!!! Man I gotta GOOOOO!!!!!" *holding her crotch*
Me: "Get the fukk out then nikka there's napkins and water in the car."
Her: "Oh yeah " *grabs napkins & hops out*

Breh, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY when she got to peeing we saw them coming blinking their car lights on the other side of the highway lol. So she had to rush before they took the exit and came back around. lol. That was one of the funniest nights ever.

I miss her

 

[wise prophet]

couple of weeks ago I went to go workout in the gym in the morning. I must've had too much water before I left because I had to go about 15 min after I left. Now I always walk to the gym since it only takes about 35 min. I didn't want to go back home since I felt I wouldn't make it so I decide to run to the gym that was about 15min away.

So my ass is running for like 5 min with a backpack full of shyt, layers of clothes on and I start getting tired and legs get sore...but everytime I started to walk my bladder felt like it was going to explode, so I had no choice but to keep running to distract myself so I wouldnt piss my damn self. Started getting mad as fukk too since I couldn't find a single place with a bathroom and all I saw when I was running was a bunch of houses.

Eventually I get too tired to run and decide to find a alley that looked empty. Find one and piss behind a garbage container...I think pissed on someone's garage door too.



I don't drink much water before I leave no more.

 

[TheArchitect]

I once had to piss like a damn racehorse after drinking and smoking with my boys. They go in the bodega, and I go piss in the back of the parking lot. Next thing I know, I hear

"You couldn't find a bathroom?"

I turn around and one of Suffolk County's finest has crept up and watched me the whole time. Thank God he just went in the bodega and left me alone, because I had a half ounce of that greenery right in my shorts at the time....


Another time, me and my cousins are driving from Long Island to BK for the West Indy parade. The whole time I'm DYING to piss. So we finally get there after like an hour or so, and my cousin is taking FOREVER to open her door. So I say fukk it, and piss right there in some bushes on the block in Prospect Heights. Families of white people walking by and shyt, I gave not a single fukk.

 

[Seea]

I was drunk walking with my cousin to the 24 hour convenience store and on the way back I needed to pee really bad. Couldn't wait to get upstairs so I spiderwalked and went down this little hill in front of the building and stooped. I felt relieved but she was laughing so hard I had to laugh too.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

@No_bammer_weed was there for this one.

Our buddy X was pissing by some hotel in front of two police and got written up. Not really outright awkward, but it was pretty shytty for him to get that public urination ticket.

 

[Bud Bundy]

took a piss in city hall train station in 2011 didn't know they had cameras every where now in the subway and dude called the cops on me. I had to stop mid piss and run away.

 

[thegreatest]

first time drinking

outside my aunts house


pissing furiously and throwing up at the same damn time

sohh icey

 

[patscorpio]

@No_bammer_weed was there for this one.

Our buddy X was pissing by some hotel in front of two police and got written up. Not really outright awkward, but it was pretty shytty for him to get that public urination ticket.

i nearly got caught for that too..me and 2 of my nikkas had left this bar and we were about to visit this strip club...by the time we go to our cars nikkas had pee....my boy started peeing near his car and i went farther down and started peeing behind this big ass tree..one of the damn bicycle cops started peddling up the lot..i had to sidestep to my right and held my piss real quick when so he wouldn't see me..holding it in stung like a bytch too...however he saw my boy clear as a day and he got the ticket...i hid behind that tree even after i finished until that mufukka was gone lol