Comprehensive Guide On Why New iPhones Are For Peasants

jalamanta

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Hello :shaq:

1. iPhone 6 4.7 is almost the same size as Galaxy S5, even though S5 has a 5.1 inch screen. That's 0.4 inch screen size difference. Thank you huge ass bazels.

2. iPhone 6 Plus is bigger than Galaxy Note 3, even though its screen is 0.2 inch smaller.
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3. iPhone 6 and 6 Plus has 1GB of RAM at the end of 2014. 1GB was an issue on iPad Air and 5S one year ago with safari tabs constantly reloading and apps crashing. How do I know? :shaq: Because I own them. :shaq:

iPhone 6S will have 2GB of RAM and will make 6 and 6Plus obsolete in one year.

4. iPhone 7 will make both iPhone 6 and 6S Plus looking like a tech from 2002 when Apple will "invent" small bazels. That will be year 2016. You will be able to get "revolutionary" screen to bazel ratio. The same ratio, which was available a year ago when Note 3 was released.

5. New A8 chip has almost the same specs as last year's chip.

6. iPhone 6 camera protrudes. It is not in the middle. It protrudes from the side. :snoop:

7. Tim Cook is a fakkit who likes to suck dikks and take it in the ass.

8. iPhone 6 looks plain ugly.
 
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RJY33

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Android stans seeing the weekend apple sales numbers :mjcry:

That android OS :scust: so laggy. Apple gives you the premium feel :blessed:
 

Olu Dara

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Yeah, cause to buy an iPhone you have to be rich. :dead:

These fukking peasants man

You are telling me you can buy an iphone 6 if you are broke?

The reason I said what I said was because you sounded emotional. Especially in part 7 of your post. If you dont like the iphone just dont buy it, but you sounded upset calling people fakkits. My conclusion was that you want one deep down inside :obatroll:

Also your use of the word peasant was a giveaway
 
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