Confess something to your ex

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Ibeatpeoplekids_ said:
Ya tongue game was wack. You use to spit on my twat and chew on it like it was gum. :stopitslime:


I never enjoyed sex with you. Ya shyt was big, but your strokes were hella weak. :russ:

Ya dikk always stank up the room, that's why I barely had sex with you. That's why I ain't NEVER gave you head in the 8 months we dated :upsetfavre:


I faked every orgasm :russ: my first feel of that was with my husband.


When you introduced me to your brother, inside, I was pissed af that I ain't meet him first. :mjlol:


Till this very day, every time you write me on Facebook on that "I miss you even tho you married" bullshyt, I screenshot it and laugh at it with my best friend :russ:
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badtguy said:
:stopitslime: Since when was deodorant a stick you dumb ass? And the most sweaty place is under your balls you cornball any person with common sense knows that. And stop worry about my ass. You wild gay my G.
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If you read it, it's called a deodorant stick. Second, I can wash my body good enough where I don't need to stick deodorant in my ass. Nah, YOU have some questions to ask yourself . . . Ask anyone sane and straight if they swiping deodorant down they ass then have a talk with yourself :yeshrug:
 
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Texasdymond said:
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That was light, coli wolves are always out so I kept it light. it's funny, I get called a fakkit on here today. it's odd to me. As much I love Lee, who is a woman, I still get called gay.

I don't know any gay men who write love letters to women.

Anyway, you weren't supposed to read that.
 
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Texasdymond said:
I know that you have HIV, your niece told me. How could you let that happen when you already caught herpes years ago? Good luck in life dude. Sorry, not sorry we didn't work out.

Oh.....and did you contract it from butt sex? Cuz I remember you liked to look at trannies with big dikks back then. Smh...

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tizabelle said:
Did you have this pre mixed ready to go?
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Yeah I always keep it on me...

I got shyt to do...women need to step it up out here and stop lying about how good it is and how tight it is...

I tell women that Ima be the worst they ever fukking had...

I be like "My dikk is only 5 inches and I cum in 3 mins...but because of that I had a lot of practice giving head, my jaw don't get tired..."

While women be like..."nikka, I know how to deep throat, this p*ssy a snapper, nikka my p*ssy hella tight...you ain't ready for this ride game.."

And them bytches be hella wack...
 
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-You weren't my first love and now I know what true love is:mjgrin:

- We should have never gotten back together after that summer:francis:

- The reason I was getting on you about your weight is because I didn't want you to end up looking like your bad built mother:lolbron:

- You breaking up with me was the best gift you've ever given me. :yeshrug:

-if we would have ended up getting married I know now for a fact I would have been cheating on you.

- everybody who I was cool with came out of the woodwork's to tell me how they never liked you and thought I could do better:ohhh:
 
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