Confessions that may get your blacc card revoked.

[cjlaw93]

First page full of cacs

Every page

 

[martin payne]

i will sing the entire Pearl Jam discography word for word

And if/when they release another album, its a first day cop

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I hate watermelon

 

[CoochieMane]

how old are you though, cosby show knocked down the doors for all of those shows

24 and I appreciate that but I just always found it to be boring and I've tried to watch it multiple times over the years.

 

[Mr swag]

I have a white character on NBA2k17

His 7'3 and 340 pounds.

When I dunk on people, I yell out "make America great again!"

And when I block a shot I yell "build that wall"

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I have a white character on NBA2k17

His 7'3 and 340 pounds.

When I dunk on people, I yell out "make America great again!"

And when I block a shot I yell "build that wall"

 

[Robbie3000]

I didn't know dressing was actually Turkey stuffing.

I prefer pumpkin pie to sweet potatoe pie.

 

[live it to the limit]

I prefer to dress preppy
I prefer mayonnaise over mustard, ketchup, etc
I don't like hot wings or sweet potato pie
I think Jordans are cliche and would be perfectly fine if another pair was never made again
I would never date a man with golds or a grill

 

[Roland Coltrane]

I don't know how to do the electric slide

 

[Wild self]

The originator of that shyt in the movies was in super fly the scene when the panthers came and and they were like fukk that militant shyt we about getting money.

That too. But Menace II Society nailed in the coffin for black pride in mainstream black music.

 

[MikeyC]

I like rock, country, folk, electronica / edm and mayo but truth be told we invented all of those musical genres and mayo was invented in Spain which has Black in their background so I'm just getting in touch with my roots

Background of what?

Flag? Coat of arms?

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

I'm tired of black movies that revolve around the hood, slavery, the church, relationships, gay sh*t, etc... Need to see some art house, sy fy, other shyt from my bros and sistas

Yea most Black movies are ass. I'm tired of Slave movies. Unless if that shyt is about the Haitian Revolution I'm not interested.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

hey, let's be even more honest - a lot of you "gatekeepers of blackness" are some of the dumbest and most embarrassing disgraces to our race since we were brought over here as slaves

 

[BaldingSoHard]

i will sing the entire Pearl Jam discography word for word

And if/when they release another album, its a first day cop

Pearl Jam is actually good tho.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Seinfeld > Martin