Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Buckeye Fever]

I was on my 2nd month at a job and one morning, i said "what up, brotha" to this Black dude.

He just looked at me like .

10 minutes later, he pulls me to the side and says "Dont refer to me as brother if you dont address the white workers the same way. I want to work in racial harmony"

 

[Remote]

Years ago the only black guy in the office married a white woman and moved with her to Maine.

He used to mumble "Gimmie the Loot" lyrics in the supply room tho.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Years ago the only black guy in the office married a white woman and moved with her to Maine.

He used to mumble "Gimmie the Loot" lyrics in the supply room tho.

@ the last part

I bet when white ppl walked in he switched to some white shyt

 

[The ADD]

I'm the only black person at my job

 

[Remote]

I'm the only black person at my job

It's only a matter of time, breh

 

[No Sleep]

Had a nikka tell me one time he walk with his head down upstairs because he doesn't want to make eye contact with the office CACs cause it may make them want to fire him.

I asked him why he be walking all fast when he comes to the office thats how the conversation started.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'm the only black person at my job

Only 3 of us at my job

 

[The ADD]

Got us feeling like Dre on Blackish in staff meetings.

Only 3 of us at my job

 

[No Sleep]

I just saw a picture of me from the company golf outing last year and it looks like I was c00ning. shyt lol.

Edit...
looking at the picture.

 

[TL15]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Got us feeling like Dre on Blackish in staff meetings.

That's the show right there

 

[brother walt]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

fat dead

• brother walt
• Feb 9, 2016

 

[Dak Pickscott]

Sub's shud be classic

 

[Groanman]

Ngas showin' up on time and shyt.
Be turnin' in top notch reports and shyt.

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

This nikka threw mf Flour in his face nd walked around wit a Chicken Wing to impress a White bytch I grabbed ole boy nd slammed his ass to da wall

Me: ""

Massa nikka: "Chill dawg it's just a Joke racism aint alive no more

"

Me: ""

White Hoe: "I know Right "

Me:

White Hoe: "Call me a bytch again & I WILL smack you, I will lose my shyt."

Me: "Smack me & I will toss you like this House nikka"

White Hoe: ""