It's this new brother at my job who c00ns on a daily basis. He breaks his damn neck to get in ANY conversation with the white people

he doesn't even realize they laughing AT him and not with him. You know it's bad when the office fat, white woman pulled me to the side and was like Rod do you see him standing over me for an hour looking down my shirt

2 examples of his c00ning. He was leaving the office one day and he said "I'm going to vote for Trump just so I can see Kanye move out the country" and he and all of "them" bussed out laughing

Yesterday he says a MILLION times I'm about to go so I can go get my hair cut...for almost 2 hours every conversation he could get with one of "them" he ended with well I'm about to leave so I can go get my hair cut. So finally one entertained him and said "well it looks fine to me" he then says no it looks like a wet dog mullet

I'm sitting there like nikka IF YOU DON'T GET YO CLOWN ASS UP OUT OF HERE AND GO GET YOU A WACK ASS FADE!!
Then dude never says anything to me cause I guess he either sees me as the competition or he knows I'm wayyyyy too real

and to top it off he a damn former marine