Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[timothy_strickland]

I worked wit this one nikka who said if slavery was brought back, he'd hope we can get assigned to be our white friends' slaves

Where do you find c00nish nikkas like that? fukk him

Man

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Man I hate ppl like that.....low standard ppl
" u make 12 dollars and quit? Ur crazy! Do u know how hard its to find a good job like that?"

And its always black people... Like damn, no wonder so many black folks work these slave jobs their whole life...smh...

Makes me think they be on some "we should be happy with what the white man pays us" bullshyt

 

[mortuus est]

i dunno how some of you can take the c00nary, seems like a madness

 

[Morose Polymath]

I rock my locs as a proud brotha, but when white people are around its always some sista telling me to cut my locs or some bull like that. When we're alone they're usually cool with the fact my hair is dreaded up and play in them.

And for the bruthas, a group of us were having a conversation about something random, imma say paper clips.. And some how they started going off on black women who wear weaves, im sitting there like thinking "these damn jon crows know we're not supposted to be talking about shyt like that around white people". The white people in the group kept the face the whole time, cus they even knew these fools were fukking up

Breh this is low key c00nish ass behavior.

Letting white folk play in your hair

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Where you find c00nish nikkas like that? fukk him

Man

At a foundry

His dumb ass used to go the extra mile to get his job done

 

[TheNig]

and to top it off he a damn former marine

They are the worst. They were c00nin' it up while they were in the Corps.

 

[DrX]

I never really worked with a whole c00n...but I've worked with black dudes that went out their way to make white people feel comfortable

Esp in retail...I was the angry negro...CAC manager told me I'm not nice to customers lol

Why would I be, if I'm only making 10 an hour?

 

[hotbeezie]

I just don't think a lot of older black folks understand how inflation works ....12 dollars back in the gap was lick to them. Fast forward to now you need to make around 25-30hr. to be comfortable and in some cities that's not a given.

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[bigrodthe1]

No lie I c00ned at my job cefore.


We was on break and I was still kinda new and learning the ropes so I was still tryna get to no everyone.

Our supervisor who was white was talkn about how he was having car problems.

Him to everyone- Yea i gotta go get my truck looked at this week.

Me-Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii boss(I call all my managers boss), you already finna get that cah fixed? You kno us black folks when our cah get broke that shyt be broke fo bout 4 months.
Let something small happen like a damn popped tire or oil leak we ant never gone get around to it. Yall could have a damn tramission broke or blown head gasket and get that shyt fixed in full the next day

Him-

why am I NOT surprised

 

[L&HH]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

/thread

 

[Soundbwoy]

I just saw a picture of me from the company golf outing last year and it looks like I was c00ning. shyt lol.

Edit...
looking at the picture.

you were extra with the grinning huh

 

[No Sleep]

you were extra with the grinning huh

Yeah, I was standing there about to swing at the ball grinning too dam extra.

 

[King Sun]

My story is kind of weird but ill wait until I get home.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Yeah, I was standing there about to swing at the ball grinning too dam extra.

My man was trying to get a first class ticket on the c00n train

 

[Doobie Doo]

Who are the bigger c00ns?

Black women or Black men
Younger blacks or Older blacks?

What I have seen in my life, when it comes to c00ns its been mostly older folks and black women. Especially the whitewashed feminist ones and the church going c00ns.

Black women by far

Because regardless of race it is a woman's nature to get with whoever they perceive to be winning. And this has been since the beginning of time regardless of the consequences of her choice.