Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Doobie Doo]

I'm the only minority at work besides an Arab woman who calls white people out on their racism and reports it. I call these c00ns the light skin coalition because all the light skin c00ns I work with only associate themselves with the white people at work who are supervisors. They laugh loudly at their corny ass jokes. When dark skinned people use slang at work the supervisors tell them they use too much slang and it's hard to communicate with them.

The supervisors walk around saying, "what's gucci?" And other faux black liberal white slang. These light skinned nikkas do it too but won't give a real nikka a pound or the head knod while their masters are watching.

I'm the only black cook who isn't mixed race and light skinned. I demand black people are represented on the menu because I work in Oakland and these c00ns never back me up. They only want to make Asian food and kale salads. I suggested we add gravy and jumbalaya to the menu and they said that's disgusting and nobody would pay to eat that. They can't cook black food. Only Asian and hippie shyt. It's disgusting.

In professional cooking everything is in French, Spanish, or Italian. When a black guest asks one of these c00ns to explain the menu they always use french terms and technical terms to be condescending. I come out and explain it in a language everyone can understand.

We have coupons at my spot because it's expensive to eat there. The c00ns will not help the black people get their coupons accepted. Again, I come out and make sure the coupon is accepted and don't shame them for using them. Ain't nothing wrong with saving money and expanding your diet.

, Can imagine you making the face while typing this

 

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[Behind-the-wheel]

Jamaican broad at my job consistently chases after the only "Single" white guy in the office. Constantly calling him her "Boo" and her "Husband to be" and following him around like a lost puppy dog. Meanwhile, there's quality brothas makin good money and single in our division that she curves at least three times a week. Constantly complaining about how she is on every online dating site but can't find anyone good to date.

The shyt is just pathetic...I swear.

One day that gay fool is gonna slap her ass with a sexual harassment lawsuit...


If he was a real dude he would have already, but everyone know that fool is maaaaaad wristy...prolly thinkin he gonna out himself if he report her.


C00n city yo...

 

[humble Hermit]

That gif is quite offensive considering this thread breh

I'll remove it

 

[Neil Tyson]

I was the only black employee in my office until they moved me to a different team where there was more diversity.

Only one thing, my supervisor, he's a cool ass fukk old cac. He asked me if I could swim, granted I could not but I was thinking. Why could he be asking me, a young black man about that?

It felt like I was being paranoid, so I let it go. Other than that, it was cool, he was the best boss I ever had. He had my back at one time when bullshyt happened with a black lady in the office, said hello to her a few times and just being friendly. She went to my supervisor and accused me of sexual harassment.

This old man was like , talked to me and told me to stay away from that bytch. Said if it was one of the white female managers that heard the complaint I'd be fukked.

They ain't all bad ya'll.

 

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I'll remove it

Good i will edit mine out because such images are better left out of here

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

, Can imagine you making the face while typing this

Lmao I did. And I do at work. My face at work before I clock in:
As soon as I clock in my face is:

When they say hi to my response is: nikka,

When white people speak slang to me at work:

When I see a real nikka though its:

I've noticed c00ns and devils get mad that I treat them differently than people I respect. I don't show people I don't fukk with any love. I got my job based on my skill set not my ability to brown nose and c00n. I'v e gone 26 years without doing it I don't plan to start dancing for white people anytime soon.

 

[BK Breh]

Racial Harmony.....

 

[Ooh Marty]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

The visuals

 

[Atlrocafella]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

Off topic, but Bobby might have supplied hiphops most c00ntastic moment

 

[David_TheMan]

I guess yall might say I acted like a c00n, but hell it is what it is.
I was at a contract with the state and a co-worker came up to me with they wassup brother and gave me dap.
I told him I'm cool with dapping, but my name is ________ and just call me that, because I don't call anyone brother or homie or anything like that.
We're still cool so maybe I was able to say it right and not come off as c00nin, that and I typically get on everyone so no one thinks I play favorites.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Was leaving the cafeteria one day and saw a nappy headed breh at a table full of cacs...one of the cacs told the breh he "looked like Django"..the breh was laughing.

He was wearing a dragonball z button-up so I was not surprised

 

[Ironman]

Man I've never experienced that shytI was always blessed to work in an all black office with black staff at my old job We used to joke that maybe we'll get a white dude in here in case of emergencies Never did though

 

[TEH]

This nikka threw mf Flour in his face nd walked around wit a Chicken Wing to impress a White bytch I grabbed ole boy nd slammed his ass to da wall

Me: ""

Massa nikka: "Chill dawg it's just a Joke racism aint alive no more

"

Me: ""

White Hoe: "I know Right "

Me:

White Hoe: "Call me a bytch again & I WILL smack you, I will lose my shyt."

Me: "Smack me & I will toss you like this House nikka"

White Hoe: ""

shyt gets real in Duckberg

 

[cashews]

This thread's hilarious. I work in what's probably the quintessential corporate environment and can tell you that the black people who don't tap dance are MUCH more respected than the ones who do. No one, regardless of race, wants to be around someone who's obviously not comfortable in their own skin.