Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Thegospel]

I guess yall might say I acted like a c00n, but hell it is what it is.
I was at a contract with the state and a co-worker came up to me with they wassup brother and gave me dap.
I told him I'm cool with dapping, but my name is ________ and just call me that, because I don't call anyone brother or homie or anything like that.
We're still cool so maybe I was able to say it right and not come off as c00nin, that and I typically get on everyone so no one thinks I play favorites.

If you said that outside of work you'd be a c00n. You played it right though.

 

[newworldafro]

Had a nikka tell me one time he walk with his head down upstairs because he doesn't want to make eye contact with the office CACs cause it may make them want to fire him.

I asked him why he be walking all fast when he comes to the office thats how the conversation started.

Where do you work?

 

[newworldafro]

Got us feeling like Dre on Blackish in staff meetings.

Never seen the show, how the staff meetings?

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

shyt gets real in Duckberg

You must be their only resident.

 

[Rarebird77]

Who are the bigger c00ns?

Black women or Black men
Younger blacks or Older blacks?

What I have seen in my life, when it comes to c00ns its been mostly older folks and black women. Especially the whitewashed feminist ones and the church going c00ns.

I don't know about who's the worst tbh.

Black guys stay c00nin' sad but true.

But so do black women. ..

It's a tie!

 

[DrX]

lol this a good thread....i always like to hear work stories from ppl in professional settings...i never really experienced an office environment except call centers....corporate politics is a interesting game lol....like a tactical mental war

 

[xiceman191]

When I worked at TSA I had a black female supervisor who always was throwing her weight around and shyt. During peak hours we had a black family coming through trying to get their IDs checked and they had a son who was 17 that was kind of lagging behind. So the family went through and their son came along a little bit after a while. Now the rule is if the child is under the age of 18 then they aren't required to have an ID. So our manager (white) was checking IDs and of course this dumb mothafukka doesn't know the fukking job and waves the supervisor over claiming he needs to go through extra screening. Now if the supervisor would of kept it real she would of asked how old he was and told him that he isn't required to go through extra screening and sent him on his way. Anyways they send him over to get checked and she chooses to go through his property personally right and then starts tearing that shyt up, like I've never seen a bag searched that hard before. We were telling her that the kid was 17 but she saying she didn't care in front of him and his family. When she isn't around the managers she cool as fukk but then as soon as they get around she start tapdancing and shyt.

At my current job I work on base and I signed up for a class about dealing with difficult people. So one of the activities were to choose a color based on certain traits you have. Basically blue being a team player, orange being more aggressive, green being more just get it done type gold being the by the books. So the teacher starts talking more about personality traits and this white dude said " I don't like orange people because they keep talking and getting beat up by the cops and costing me more money." Now as soon as he said it every other black person looked at this dude crazy. Then white dude points to an older black dude and says that he said it. And of course this c00n ass nikka was proud of this statement and was like "yea they just don't know when to shut up and cost me money." So I'm heated as fukk at this bullshyt cause this was still when I was new and didn't realize how bold these mothafukkas were with they shyt. So the teacher starts talking bout how she was happy that there were people who were still by the books and who do what they were told with out questioning shyt. Then I asked her when was it okay to question the police then this c00n says " you need to go through the courts and you need to shut up and listen when the cops talk to you." I just ended the sit right there cause I knew I was going to say some shyt that would of gotten me in trouble. After it was all said and done the other black folks was like "you did such a good job speaking up when he said that bullshyt."

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Had a nikka tell me one time he walk with his head down upstairs because he doesn't want to make eye contact with the office CACs cause it may make them want to fire him.

I asked him why he be walking all fast when he comes to the office thats how the conversation started.

Live in the south brehs

 

[BrothaZay]

Lmao I did. And I do at work. My face at work before I clock in:
As soon as I clock in my face is:

When they say hi to my response is: nikka,

When white people speak slang to me at work:

When I see a real nikka though its:

I've noticed c00ns and devils get mad that I treat them differently than people I respect. I don't show people I don't fukk with any love. I got my job based on my skill set not my ability to brown nose and c00n. I'v e gone 26 years without doing it I don't plan to start dancing for white people anytime soon.

Have you read Cooked by Jeff Henderson?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

That gif is quite offensive considering this thread breh

Off topic, but Bobby might have supplied hiphops most c00ntastic moment

I remember nikkaz actually makin excuses for him when that thread was made

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

This dude at my job calls our white supervisor "boss lady" I be wanting to smack the shyt outta dude

Maaan I hate that chit

 

[Supreme HD]

One of the Deans at my job is an older white lady and the Director of the dept is an older black woman, they're about the same age. When the black woman meets with other depts or schools, instead of introducing herself and her title, she calls herself "the dean's pitbull" She also often talks about how fair the boss' skin is and how delicate it is, telling us to make sure the temp in the office is always on the cooler side to accommodate for her. Disgusting

Yo. Please tell me you joking or some shyt. This is 100 on the c00n meter scale

Nah this has to be worst than c00nery. A new word needs to be invented for this.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Off topic, but Bobby might have supplied hiphops most c00ntastic moment

All that shucking and jiving.... FOR WHAT???? When he needed bail not ONE PERSON around that table threw him ONE CENT!!!!!!!!!

We need dads and OGs!!!!!!!!

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

I worked wit this one nikka who said if slavery was brought back, he'd hope we can get assigned to be our white friends' slaves

I woulda took off on cuhz

 

[Supreme HD]

I already wrote about the c00n black chicks that tried to get me fired on here before, but one time one black chick was opening up these plasma tubes and she said to this white boy "it's okay because I have slave hands." I was like wtf and the white boy was quite, even he knew that shyt was over c00n.

!!!!!!!!!!! The fukk?