Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[skeetsinternal]

yoooo whats the story on this gif

 

[Ironman]

What job?

A councilmans office it was a government job. The area I was in in is predominantly black/spanish so no complaints here and glad I didn't have to deal with what others are dealing with.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

I just remembered another one!

There were 2 fights at work in the same week. One was a black on black fight and a cpl days later, 2 white dudes go into it.

When the 2 Black dudes started arguin', some other Black dude was like "Let them fight!"

A cpl days later, the 2 white dudes started arguin and pushin'. This nikka jumped up and got in between them and said "I refuse to let you two guys fight. Not on my watch!"

I sat there like


Tensions were high at work that week. Ppl were getting laid off left & right.

 

[pickles]

OMFG at these stories.

53 guests. Cacs watching.

Yeah there is a black female at work that I swear is a spy for the white folk at my job. When I first started working I didn't really know what her title was, I just assumed she was higher up than me since she has been working there forever. Come to find out she is the same level as me. She is kind of weird too, and the higher up cacs at my job give her the shyttest tasks knowing that she will do it, no questions asked. I don't think she had a good upbringing, and I think the cacs at my work sense that, and take advantage. I look at her like "da fukk you working so hard for?, you are not going to get a promotion or a raise".

 

[Dak Pickscott]

I guess yall might say I acted like a c00n, but hell it is what it is.
I was at a contract with the state and a co-worker came up to me with they wassup brother and gave me dap.
I told him I'm cool with dapping, but my name is ________ and just call me that, because I don't call anyone brother or homie or anything like that.
We're still cool so maybe I was able to say it right and not come off as c00nin, that and I typically get on everyone so no one thinks I play favorites.

 

[acri1]

I just saw a picture of me from the company golf outing last year and it looks like I was c00ning. shyt lol.

Edit...
looking at the picture.

That's why I never go to the company golf outing.

 

[David_TheMan]

This shyt right here turns my stomach.


I recently had a discussion with a very successful black woman about why I have difficulty acclimating with white folks in the workforce or in general and I don't know how to be a Carlton or some co0n ass black dude. I don't fukk around with that gay shyt like them white boys be doing and talk that talk like they do. She said "son you will need to act like a co0n and shuck and jive for 8 hrs then be yourself when you get home, thats the secret for getting ahead. Its all a game". I thought that was some real shyt.

It is real bullshyt.
Be yourself and be professional
Let your word be your bond, even if others arent like you, and most importantly let your work speak for itself and talk to people, make the right relationships

 

[David_TheMan]

Whats the problem?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

This one dude used to always scream team lights kind at work in front of white people. and he'd always use the n word in front of them. One time a white dude said jiggers, I guess that's some kind of insects here and this fool was like (WHAT YOU CALL ME). I was

The nerve of you trying to call out somebody else's c00nery

 

[Thegospel]

The nerve of you trying to call out somebody else's c00nery

Youd give me my properz if we met in real life. You know this

 

[Paradise50]

It's this black chick who be lying and c00ning like hell trying to impress white folks

"My step daddy is white"

"I don't like nikkas...I want a white man to treat me right"

"Josie (nurse) is my white mama"

"I'm going to join the police academy"

"What I look like being with a bum ass nikka that work at McDonald's" (mind you she worked at one before and worked in housekeeping at the hospital)

Plus countless times she heavily flirt with cacs trying to get chose


Funny thing is the cacs always come to me clowning her ass and I just I tell 'em she's a lost soul.



I wish I was making this up but Britney is a lying ass bedwench. Any Tre-4 nikkas might know this dumb bytch that let plenty nikkas run through that ass outside of the hospital.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

This shyt right here turns my stomach.


I recently had a discussion with a very successful black woman about why I have difficulty acclimating with white folks in the workforce or in general and I don't know how to be a Carlton or some co0n ass black dude. I don't fukk around with that gay shyt like them white boys be doing and talk that talk like they do. She said "son you will need to act like a co0n and shuck and jive for 8 hrs then be yourself when you get home, thats the secret for getting ahead. Its all a game". I thought that was some real shyt.

You ain't alone, I can't do it either.
Laugh at the managers lame jokes, go to happy hour, go out to lunch, hang out at the manager's office door listening to their lame jokes, small talk in the kitchen gettin coffee...

I CAN NOT DO IT!!

So consequently, I'm the angry black guy...
Never get to travel.
Never get put on high visibility taskings.
Never get sent on taskings to other bases.
Never get credit for work that I do...In fact, the last project that I resurrected from the dumpster and gave life got given to some new cac as if I had nothing to do with it! If I hadn't fixed the issues with that application there would be no "Remote Capability" mission to this damn day.
I'm done fixing anything in this place or going above and beyond.
These cacs never miss a chance to show me that I ain't worth shyt around here.
But as long as they keep the nice check comin, I'm here for another year.
Pay me mothafukkas!!

 

[Rarebird77]

Girlllll I use to work for H&m and one day they had me doing stock with these two lesbian black chicks. So we're talking and shyt and they get to talking about relationships. Then one of them is like "I wanna transfer to a different location where we get more white girls here" and the other one is like "yeah we get too much black girls here" so I'm like okayyy these people arent self aware because this conversation is happening between three black women. So then one of them is like "I don't like dark roast beef p*ssy I want some of that cute pink p*ssy" and then the other was like "word like I don't know why but black lesbians just look dirty to me and they got bad attitudes" and right before she could go any further I was just like "damnnnnnn ma, I thought you was a black lesbian too" and she just laughed and the other one was like "nah I'll date black girls but not any black girl" and I'm like "so you'd date any white girl" and she basically agreed and I gues the other one got wind where I was taking the conversation and just changed the subject and I'm cool with it cause I just wanted to do my work and go home. My boyfriend at the time said that he's heard shyt like that but he just moves on more black girls for him as he said.

But it's their preference.

Everyone has a preference. They just prefer white girls.

It's not racist to have a preference. . ..

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Who are the bigger c00ns?

Black women or Black men
Younger blacks or Older blacks?

What I have seen in my life, when it comes to c00ns its been mostly older folks and black women. Especially the whitewashed feminist ones and the church going c00ns.

Depends on the environment. But Blk dudes by far. Especially if they are worshipping white chicks or effectively trying to disassociate themselves from any part of what they perceive as blkness to impress white people.

In college Blk political science majors...Yikes! Literally identified as hardcore conservatives who didn't understand poverty.

There's also the anime/gamer c00ns. Good God! I showed ya'll that article written by the Blk dude who didn't want to see Blk female video game characters. Dudes would seriously sit there and joke with white dudes about not liking dark skinned women...punch line...dude was dark as night himself.

But mostly it's just an overwhelming hostility towards any other Blk in a social group. I would meet people and there would always be a Blk dude c00n giving me sideeye and acting really rude and aloof.
Brotha wouldn't lighten up until others in the group started noticing.

Meanwhile I could care less about usurping ur c00n ass role in the white asseating contest. I'm here to talk shyt, make racists uncomfortable and challenge dummies.

Also met Blk dudes who get mad/frustrated when whites hook them up with other blks. Lmao!

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I'm the only minority at work besides an Arab woman who calls white people out on their racism and reports it. I call these c00ns the light skin coalition because all the light skin c00ns I work with only associate themselves with the white people at work who are supervisors. They laugh loudly at their corny ass jokes. When dark skinned people use slang at work the supervisors tell them they use too much slang and it's hard to communicate with them.

The supervisors walk around saying, "what's gucci?" And other faux black liberal white slang. These light skinned nikkas do it too but won't give a real nikka a pound or the head knod while their masters are watching.

I'm the only black cook who isn't mixed race and light skinned. I demand black people are represented on the menu because I work in Oakland and these c00ns never back me up. They only want to make Asian food and kale salads. I suggested we add gravy and jumbalaya to the menu and they said that's disgusting and nobody would pay to eat that. They can't cook black food. Only Asian and hippie shyt. It's disgusting.

In professional cooking everything is in French, Spanish, or Italian. When a black guest asks one of these c00ns to explain the menu they always use french terms and technical terms to be condescending. I come out and explain it in a language everyone can understand.

We have coupons at my spot because it's expensive to eat there. The c00ns will not help the black people get their coupons accepted. Again, I come out and make sure the coupon is accepted and don't shame them for using them. Ain't nothing wrong with saving money and expanding your diet.

you a good dude my g.