Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

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Had a nikka tell me one time he walk with his head down upstairs because he doesn't want to make eye contact with the office CACs cause it may make them want to fire him.

I asked him why he be walking all fast when he comes to the office thats how the conversation started.
This has me crying :mjlol:
 

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Last time I thought I had a job (off the books) but I quit 3 weeks later. I tried working for my sister's ex from high school (I don't know why she still has him as a friend. He's a creeper).

He told me that my hair needs to look more European. (I was growing out my perm since my hair was damaged and falling out, so it was kinda "bushy"). He said because I have white in me I need to look like it and lean more towards the white side of me in order to drive business up (I was just a damn secretary nothing major at all). He also told me I need to dress like his niece (she dresses in club wear and hooker clothing). He kept saying I look white (and I got tired of hearing that) and asked why I don't act like it; that it will put more money in my pocket and all of this crap. I felt very uncomfortable because he kept touching me and asking me sexual questions. To this day my sister takes his side. I hated him and I never knew he was like that as I was growing up. Knew him since I was little and I have a feeling he's been watching me the whole time from childhood on up.
Being around him just made me even more hostile and careful of men. I never knew he was that way and I still shake my head!...and he had the nerve to wear African clothing at work. :snoop:

:hamster:

Now that I have the full fro it's a full on problem for a lot of people. I'm not denying my ancestry but I do enjoy being black -- I relate way more to that than anything. The only men that hate my hair I've noticed are the black men. Is afro hair that damn ugly to the black guys?

:mjcry:
 

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Last time I thought I had a job (off the books) but I quit 3 weeks later. I tried working for my sister's ex from high school (I don't know why she still has him as a friend. He's a creeper).

He told me that my hair needs to look more European. (I was growing out my perm since my hair was damaged and falling out, so it was kinda "bushy"). He said because I have white in me I need to look like it and lean more towards the white side of me in order to drive business up (I was just a damn secretary nothing major at all). He also told me I need to dress like his niece (she dresses in club wear and hooker clothing). He kept saying I look white (and I got tired of hearing that) and asked why I don't act like it; that it will put more money in my pocket and all of this crap. I felt very uncomfortable because he kept touching me and asking me sexual questions. To this day my sister takes his side. I hated him and I never knew he was like that as I was growing up. Knew him since I was little and I have a feeling he's been watching me the whole time from childhood on up.
Being around him just made me even more hostile and careful of men. I never knew he was that way and I still shake my head!...and he had the nerve to wear African clothing at work. :snoop:

:hamster:

Now that I have the full fro it's a full on problem for a lot of people. I'm not denying my ancestry but I do enjoy being black -- I relate way more to that than anything. The only men that hate my hair I've noticed are the black men. Is afro hair that damn ugly to the black guys?

:mjcry:

I actually prefer natural hair.












:birdman: at you for making me simp.
 

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I was on my 2nd month at a job and one morning, i said "what up, brotha" to this Black dude.

He just looked at me like :sitdown:.

10 minutes later, he pulls me to the side and says "Dont refer to me as brother if you dont address the white workers the same way. I want to work in racial harmony"


:dahell:
:laff::laff::laff: No way is this true
 

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reading all this c00ning, reminds of the shucking and shiving for those white donors in Roots Next Generation

****runs to see if complete series is on itunes***

Psalms 137:3
For there they that carried us away captive required of us a song; and they that wasted us required of us mirth, saying, Sing us one of the songs of Zion.

Psalms 80:6
Thou makest us a strife unto our neighbours: and our enemies laugh among themselves.
 

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There was this old black dude at my last job that I was cool with at first, but as I got to know him I realized he had some house nikka way. I should've known from jump because he used to call our supervisor boss, but he said it like an old slave would. I didn't think too much of it because he was from Texas and all them nikkas is country so I left it at that. As time went by we would have candid conversations about police brutality, Obama, and all sorts of other black shyt. But when white people was around he would change his whole opinion and on more than one occasion the nikka wouldn't even admit he voted for Obama. Should've saw it sooner.
 

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We got this older breh at the JO who always wears the holiday sweater and be skinnin and grinnin. He ain't so sharp at computers so he compensates by being super jovial and bringing food and shyt.

All the older black women think of him as someone who only wants white women cause.. well he does. Some of my favorite sex partners have been white girls so I'm not hating, but this niqqa act like sisters are poison.

My boy used to call dude C00nio.

I thought this would be more entertaining for some reason.
 

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I refuse to laugh at the lame jokes my manager tells, but then again, they can't afford to get rid of me just yet, so i'm always giving him the :childplease:
most of them cacs in the office kinda give me :mjpls: right off the bat (I'm the only Mexican in the company) i kinda look like i'm mad, maybe thats why:manny:, anyways, the only people that was cool from the get go was black brehs,
one time some cacs was talkin about vegan shyt they eat, my black breh looks at me, shakes his head :snoop:and says "white people" loud enough so they could all hear:gladbron:

another time our department was at a meeting and everyone was talking amongst themselves, but then the convos slowly start dying down, just as he finished saying " I give money to homeless people . . not white people though, hell no!" and I know damn well, the cacs heard it but didn't say anything. I was dying brehs :ohhh::ooh::mjlol::russ::deadmanny::deadrose::dead::salute::banderas:, this black Super Hero Did Not Give A fukk!

he was eventually let go, but damn he kept it real as fukk!

To be honest I don't give money to homeless white people either. But I'm either too p*ssy or too professional to say that type of shyt at work :mjpls:
 

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No lie I c00ned at my job cefore.


We was on break and I was still kinda new and learning the ropes so I was still tryna get to no everyone.

Our supervisor who was white was talkn about how he was having car problems.

Him to everyone- Yea i gotta go get my truck looked at this week.

Me-Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii boss(I call all my managers boss), you already finna get that cah fixed? You kno us black folks when our cah get broke that shyt be broke fo bout 4 months.
Let something small happen like a damn popped tire or oil leak we ant never gone get around to it. Yall could have a damn tramission broke or blown head gasket and get that shyt fixed in full the next day :ohlawd:

Him-:ehh:
Ah this little fakkit got me laughing
 

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White corporate society and by extension mainstream white society is a very two-faced and decietful environment, think about how much effort alone goes into not appearing to be overtly racist and you only scratch the surface. Employing machiavellian principles is a necessary defense, things like switching up, avoiding certain topics or behavior around cacs I consider minor offenses, justifiably mandatory in some cases (hello 6-8 figure discrimination settlements...:blessed:)unfortunately due to c00n conditioning it often crosses over to actively fukking with another breh or sistrens money.
 

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Depends on the environment. But Blk dudes by far. Especially if they are worshipping white chicks or effectively trying to disassociate themselves from any part of what they perceive as blkness to impress white people.

In college Blk political science majors...Yikes! Literally identified as hardcore conservatives who didn't understand poverty.

There's also the anime/gamer c00ns. Good God! I showed ya'll that article written by the Blk dude who didn't want to see Blk female video game characters. Dudes would seriously sit there and joke with white dudes about not liking dark skinned women...punch line...dude was dark as night himself.

But mostly it's just an overwhelming hostility towards any other Blk in a social group. I would meet people and there would always be a Blk dude c00n giving me sideeye and acting really rude and aloof.
Brotha wouldn't lighten up until others in the group started noticing.

Meanwhile I could care less about usurping ur c00n ass role in the white asseating contest. I'm here to talk shyt, make racists uncomfortable and challenge dummies.

Also met Blk dudes who get mad/frustrated when whites hook them up with other blks. Lmao!
Link to article?
 
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