Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Lo-Co]

Time stamp?

12:07

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Why As A Black Man I Prefer White Women In My Games
There was someone talking about him on a fanfiction site.

Crazy stuff!

How are you a proud black man writing this dumb shyt.
That whole article was creepy and down right vomit inducing...

 

[Gonzo]

This shyt right here turns my stomach.


I recently had a discussion with a very successful black woman about why I have difficulty acclimating with white folks in the workforce or in general and I don't know how to be a Carlton or some co0n ass black dude. I don't fukk around with that gay shyt like them white boys be doing and talk that talk like they do. She said "son you will need to act like a co0n and shuck and jive for 8 hrs then be yourself when you get home, thats the secret for getting ahead. Its all a game". I thought that was some real shyt.

You thought that was some real shyt? How? She is not acting real the vast majority of her life 8 hours a weekday.

 

[Malt-O-Meal]

This was an interesting thread until the usual black women bashing. Everyone in here is discussing their c00n experiences and out of nowhere some of you find a way to degrade black women smh. Its not bad enough that we have sellouts in our community, now we got to see who is the worst sellout as if that's actually quantifiable.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I mentioned this in the Random Thoughts thread but....

My manager (Black, in his 50's) is married to an Italian woman. He's a cornball. Told me about how when he first met his wife's family they called him a Moolie (******).

He said eventually they warmed up to him and told him "We don't see you as Black. You're different and good."

All I could do was

 

[The5thLetter]

This is literally the worst, because she's an educator, and she's role modeling c00n behavior for college kids and junior faculty and administrators. We have a girl like that at my institution. She's a new professor and seemed really cool at first, but then we noticed she will only congregate with us when no one is around. If a senior white colleague comes by, she disappears quick like we got caught planning a slave rebellion on the plantation or something.

it's so disheartening smh. She calls the dean "boss" and all that foolishness.
That's really sad, she's basically treating you as less than and isn't confident in herself that she can succeed without c00ning.
makes you wonder what they did to get the jobs in the 1st place...

 

[cjlaw93]

That O Solo gif "if woulda shoulda coulda was with em he woulda shoulda continued livin"

 

[Lo-Co]

That O Solo gif "if woulda shoulda coulda was with em he woulda shoulda continued livin"

that shyt is never not funny

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

This was an interesting thread until the usual black women bashing. Everyone in here is discussing their c00n experiences and out of nowhere some of you find a way to degrade black women smh. Its not bad enough that we have sellouts in our community, now we got to see who is the worst sellout as if that's actually quantifiable.

Shut the hell up

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

But it's their preference.

Everyone has a preference. They just prefer white girls.

It's not racist to have a preference. . ..

shytting on ya own race isn't JUST a preference, it's c00ning

































But a fellow c00n wouldn't understand this :C00nmj:

 

[Northern Son]

Edit - I just read the tittle in it's totality. nvm. But the vines still are pretty c00nish.

That's not really c00nish, that's actually funny as shyt (well the 2nd and 3rd one) . That gymnast dude in the 1st one is impressive .

 

[The_Truth]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

I got second-hand embarrassment just from reading this.

 

[The_Truth]

Girlllll I use to work for H&m and one day they had me doing stock with these two lesbian black chicks. So we're talking and shyt and they get to talking about relationships. Then one of them is like "I wanna transfer to a different location where we get more white girls here" and the other one is like "yeah we get too much black girls here" so I'm like okayyy these people arent self aware because this conversation is happening between three black women. So then one of them is like "I don't like dark roast beef p*ssy I want some of that cute pink p*ssy" and then the other was like "word like I don't know why but black lesbians just look dirty to me and they got bad attitudes" and right before she could go any further I was just like "damnnnnnn ma, I thought you was a black lesbian too" and she just laughed and the other one was like "nah I'll date black girls but not any black girl" and I'm like "so you'd date any white girl" and she basically agreed and I gues the other one got wind where I was taking the conversation and just changed the subject and I'm cool with it cause I just wanted to do my work and go home. My boyfriend at the time said that he's heard shyt like that but he just moves on more black girls for him as he said.

c00nin' and dykkin'

 

[ba'al]

That's not really c00nish, that's actually funny as shyt (well the 2nd and 3rd one) . That gymnast dude in the 1st one is impressive .

Yeah they all funny to me. But the last one had me dying though. It's lite c00nery compared to someone like Charles Or Ben.

 

[VICVALLIN]

Off subject a lil bit, but the biggest c00ns I've run into have been... I don't even know what to call them. Let's say Latino c00ns?? Anyway, I've met multiple Hispanic dudes that did shyt to make white people feel comfortable. One dude I knew was named Ernesto and that's how he introduced himself to me. But when a new white person would report he would be like, "you can call me Ernie" . Another dude was named Martín, but would be like you can call me Martin . shyt used to piss me off.

an actual c00n i used to work with would crack self-deprecating jokes about black people in the presence of white people for fun. i just kept my distance from dude and then one day our supervisor (white dude) had heard enough and was like, "yo, stop samboing for these white folks." i was like