Corniest thing you ever said

[Buckeye Fever]

This was in 2005 at the club. I was tryna holler at this broad and i was buyin her drinks all night. When the club let out, she left wit some nikka that showed up at last call. I was like

Im lightweight drunk, and as they pull off, I yell "All she's gonna do is break your heart!"


Seemed like the entire parking lot started laughin they ass off.

I still get clowned about that to this day

 

[The Goodz]

Was talking with this chick way back when. Anyways, I was just messing around just clowning, and then she just had the prettiest smile. I then told her "Damn girl you got a nice ass teeth structure"


all at once

She just walked away, and it was ole faithful Five Finger Felicia that night

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Was talking with this chick way back when. Anyways, I was just messing around just clowning, and then she just had the prettiest smile. I then told her "Damn girl you got a nice ass teeth structure"


all at once

She just walked away, and it was ole faithful Five Finger Felicia that night

Sound like a dentist n shyt lol

 

[The Goodz]

Sound like a dentist n shyt lol

I humbly took that L and chalked that up to being a teenager

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

If anything, it was corny that you was buying her drinks.

 

[killacal]

If anything, it was corny that you was buying her drinks.

these new nikkas

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

these new nikkas

You must be a simp.

 

[killacal]

You must be a simp.

and you're a dumb ass for taking the thread serious

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

and you're a dumb ass for taking the thread serious

Who said I'm taking it seriously? Simp.

 

[killacal]

Who said I'm taking it seriously? Simp.

go jack off to breaking bad you dikkridin pale faced fakkit

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

go jack off to breaking bad you dikkridin pale faced fakkit

You seem angry. Throwing tantrums and shyt, lol.

 

[Big Boda]

well.. a winter after juvie and cash money were poppin in the 2000s, i was on lunchbreak outside and a girl asked me "where your coat you must be cold" i said. "Hot Boyz don't get cold"


she was like

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Was talking with this chick way back when. Anyways, I was just messing around just clowning, and then she just had the prettiest smile. I then told her "Damn girl you got a nice ass teeth structure"


all at once

She just walked away, and it was ole faithful Five Finger Felicia that night

What was wrong with what you said? If she had nice teeth, she had nice teeth

well.. a winter after juvie and cash money were poppin in the 2000s, i was on lunchbreak outside and a girl asked me "where your coat you must be cold" i said. "Hot Boyz don't get cold"


she was like

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Come, share your stories

 

[TEH]