Corny/cheesy pick-up lines
- Thread starter jadillac
- Start date
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
Damn girl, you should be like Microsoft and let me play with that box. 
BlackBieber
Banned
do you need an inhaler
cuz you got ass ma
cuz you got ass ma
If my tower was burning, would you come and wet it down??
I got more wood than a log cabin
Ronald McDonald
Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
On a scale of 1~10 whats ur number?
Girl if you were a donut, I'd put my sticky glaze on you
If you were a washing machine, I'd drop my load in you
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
If you were a car door I'd slam you
If you were a bird I'd give you a worm
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day