Corny/cheesy pick-up lines

BocaRear

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"I heard you good with them soft lips :lupe:"

"The square root of 69 is 8 something right? , cause I've been tryna work it out :lupe:"

"If I was a superhero, baby I'd be YourMan :lupe:"

"Are you wearing space pants? cause that ass is outta this world :lupe:"
 

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Pardon me, hons...are you taken?



No?







Well, can I take you?LOCK DA DOOR, GURL!!
 

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Damn girl, I want to pursue a non-platonic sexual relationship with you that will only last two weeks until my dikk rises for this chick I seen at the mall...I mean what that mouf do?
 

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Goatganda the pearl of Africa
are you singer

no why?

cuz damn you look like beyonce :troll:

do you have a name or can i call you mine?

the classic

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u & I together
 
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