Coronation number 1375778: Official Wrestlemania 34 Thread

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Man, I really wish I were traveling on WrestleMania Sunday instead of the week before; I'd be more likely not to watch this shyt.

If they're really going to go with Brock/Roman in a straight one-on-one (I'm thinking that they actually won't do this), I'm going to have to find something else to do with my life on that Sunday. I'm sure the match will be good, but I had no interest in seeing that match when it happened in 2015, much less now.

Also, please don't compare Roman's push to Cena's. They're not even remotely similar, and Cena never got the type of forced push Roman's gotten since 2014. Not even during his 2006-2007 endless reign period that everyone hated at the time.
 

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If you're expecting that why watch? If those dumbass people who paid all that money to attend wrestlemania walk out, why waste the money? I don't understand how people watch this product, continue to pay for this product only to see certain people. Don't watch it all, those people who bought tickets should return them. If I hated someone as bad as people seem to really hate Roman, why continue supporting?


I’m not watching. That’s my point. I’ve sat out Wrestlemania the last 3 years and I don’t tune in for anything live. If something good happens I can catch it on Twitter or YouTube without having to sit through a few hours of trash to get it. My problem is by booking something this terribly, you push away a lot of fans. It’s not just that the crowd dislikes Roman. It’s the fact that legit everyone else who the crowd actually wants to see gets pushed aside this time of year, usually going on within the first hour of the show so he can get his big moment in the sun while the crowd shyts all over him. I don’t see how anyone can actually sit through an entire broadcast.

Man, I really wish I were traveling on WrestleMania Sunday instead of the week before; I'd be more likely not to watch this shyt.

If they're really going to go with Brock/Roman in a straight one-on-one (I'm thinking that they actually won't do this), I'm going to have to find something else to do with my life on that Sunday. I'm sure the match will be good, but I had no interest in seeing that match when it happened in 2015, much less now.

Also, please don't compare Roman's push to Cena's. They're not even remotely similar, and Cena never got the type of forced push Roman's gotten since 2014. Not even during his 2006-2007 endless reign period that everyone hated at the time.
You know it’s bad when during the royal rumble match all of tsc knows that he’s headlining Wrestlemania even if he loses the rumble. Hard to say even Cena brought that doom and gloom feel to a show even when he held the title for 26 months in a 30 month span from Wrestlemania 21 to no mercy 2007.


My cousin bought Mania Tickets already, so I can't just turn them shyts down and work that day. :francis:

I'ma enjoy the fukk out of Nak/AJ, Braun/whoever Braun Kills, Elias/Whoever Elias is going over tho.

You could always leave before Roman goes on if you don’t want to say no :manny:
 
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My cousin bought Mania Tickets already, so I can't just turn them shyts down and work that day. :francis:

I'ma enjoy the fukk out of Nak/AJ, Braun/whoever Braun Kills, Elias/Whoever Elias is going over tho.
 

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Just got home and caught the highlights.

Reigns winning in general

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While also headlining another Wrestlemania

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Bliss winning in general

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While also headlining another Wrestlemania

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Then the fact that I predicted both were happening before I watched :bookerdamn:
 

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Just got home and caught the highlights.

Reigns winning in general

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While also headlining another Wrestlemania

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Bliss winning in general

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While also headlining another Wrestlemania

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Then the fact that I predicted both were happening before I watched :bookerdamn:
How long has she been champ now? It sounds like she’s been having a 2003 triple h type run.
 

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Just looked it up. She won it in April, lost it for a week in the summer, and has held it since. She’s basically been champion for 10-11 months straight now. That shyt is overkill.

What was even the point of giving it to Sasha back in August? It's the equivalent of owning a video game, letting a friend borrow it for a week, and taking it back. :mjlol:
 

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I’m not watching. That’s my point. I’ve sat out Wrestlemania the last 3 years and I don’t tune in for anything live. If something good happens I can catch it on Twitter or YouTube without having to sit through a few hours of trash to get it. My problem is by booking something this terribly, you push away a lot of fans. It’s not just that the crowd dislikes Roman. It’s the fact that legit everyone else who the crowd actually wants to see gets pushed aside this time of year, usually going on within the first hour of the show so he can get his big moment in the sun while the crowd shyts all over him. I don’t see how anyone can actually sit through an entire broadcast.
They don't dislike him tho. If they really hated him that much they wouldn't react to him at all. The Shield reunion showed that.
 

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What was even the point of giving it to Sasha back in August? It's the equivalent of owning a video game, letting a friend borrow it for a week, and taking it back. :mjlol:

What’s the point of anything they do? They don’t actually have any long term plans at all for anyone essentially. Look at Sasha winning it 4 times only to lose her first defense each time. Look at Braun and Rollins seemingly having nothing to do at all going into Wrestlemania. Look at the fact that we all knew that even if he lost the royal rumble, Roman was gonna headline Wrestlemania, which ends up only devaluing the rumble match itself since he still gets the same prize as if he won that match. The only guarantee is Vince will overpush his hand picked top face to the detriment of the whole show while the crowd shyts all over him and leave the most over guys sitting in purgatory. This has basically been their business model since November 19th, 2001. Once in a while you get a month or two that breaks up the monotony, but he’s largely booked this way for the last 25 years except for 1997 through Wrestlemania 17.

They don't dislike him tho. If they really hated him that much they wouldn't react to him at all. The Shield reunion showed that.

They like the shield. They don’t fukk with Roman as a singles wrestler at all. Nothing remotely likable or interesting about the guy. He’s a one dimensional knockoff of John Cena, who himself is a cheap knockoff of 1984-93 hulk hogan. It’s bad enough if he’s awful, but to be so dull and unmemorable makes it even worse. He hasn’t got a single memorable promo beyond sufferin succotash. Does he really have any memorable classic match to his name? He doesn’t really have bad matches, but I can’t say that any stand out. He has 0 moments of any character growth or development. They teased something after Wrestlemania last year. Then they backtracked on it a week later. He’s a cardboard cutout occupying a spot held by personalities such as the rock, hogan, Austin, Cena, and to an extent punk too.
 
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What’s the point of anything they do? They don’t actually have any long term plans at all for anyone essentially. Look at Sasha winning it 4 times only to lose her first defense each time. Look at Braun and Rollins seemingly having nothing to do at all going into Wrestlemania. Look at the fact that we all knew that even if he lost the royal rumble, Roman was gonna headline Wrestlemania, which ends up only devaluing the rumble match itself since he still gets the same prize as if he won that match. The only guarantee is Vince will overpush his hand picked top face to the detriment of the whole show while the crowd shyts all over him and leave the most over guys sitting in purgatory. This has basically been their business model since November 19th, 2001. Once in a while you get a month or two that breaks up the monotony, but he’s largely booked this way for the last 25 years except for 1997 through Wrestlemania 17.



They like the shield. They don’t fukk with Roman as a singles wrestler at all. Nothing remotely likable or interesting about the guy. He’s a one dimensional knockoff of John Cena, who himself is a cheap knockoff of 1984-93 hulk hogan. It’s bad enough if he’s awful, but to be so dull and unmemorable makes it even worse. He hasn’t got a single memorable promo beyond sufferin succotash. Does he really have any memorable classic match to his name? He doesn’t really have bad matches, but I can’t say that any stand out. He has 0 moments of any character growth or development. They teased something after Wrestlemania last year. Then they backtracked on it a week later. He’s a cardboard cutout occupying a spot held by personalities such as the rock, hogan, Austin, Cena, and to an extent punk too.
You've just quoted verbatim what all roman haters say. He put on great matches with AJ, Braun, Miz, Cesaro, Finn and pretty much everyone he gets in the ring with. If some fans walk out at mania it'll be moot because WWE would already have their money so they lose anyway.
 

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Glad I didn't watch this, obviously not gonna get mad about the finish cause we've know this for a damn year, only dumbfounded about making Braun crush everyone then lose to Roman.....THEN Braun gets up immediately and kills Roman...that should've been the finish in a perfect world :francis:. I predict Nia Jax will probably face Asuka again and Braun will take on Roman in a CM Punk/Cena type stipulation...whoever wins faces Brock at WM 34 or they'll make it a triple threat...but we damn well know Vince wants his Brock/Roman main event
god-dammit :DeludedVinnyMac: so that ain't happening. Now we hope and pray AJ leaves Fastlane they champ in two weeks....probably will skip that even too...might not watch till Wrestlemania to be honest seems easy to not watch anymore.
 
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