Coronation number 1375778: Official Wrestlemania 34 Thread

[NoMorePie]

Yoooo

The recurring idea ITT of Cena chilling in the crowd when the gong hits, then being ........ and dropping whatever he's doing to run to the ring would legit be funny as hell.

Like he's queuing up to get a hotdog from concessions and then all of a sudden he's

shyt is about to be on some

"Tonight we have a RECORD BREAKING CROWD OF.............. GONG"


Cena:

Deadass this might happen


He's actually sitting as a fan

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I can't stand you

 

[shanks]

 

[ThisIsLife]

About to smoke and order some pizza

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

It's like a mirror image...

 

[mannyrs13]

I'm drunk off mojitos from the steakhouse

Had a nice date with an Indian girl who needs citizenship

Now I'm posted in bed waiting to illegally stream this. Hopefully I won't pass out

I need to find me one of those Indian girls.


There's one at my job I see every so often. Saw a ring on her finger one time tho, but if she was single.... Let's just say she's so fine that I would marry her and I don't even know her name.

 

[NYChase718]

BIG FAN JOHN

 

[TOAD99]

So nxt or roh show is the one to watch when I get home still need answers

NXT breh. Every match was lit. Especially the ladder match, Almas vs Black and of course, Gargano vs Ciampa (MOTYC).

I skipped the Ember moon match

 

[mannyrs13]

Watching takeover again and I doubt any match tonight can come half as close to gargano vs ciampa.

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

I see he's not brave enough to put Nikki near the neckbeards

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

NXT breh. Every match was lit. Especially the ladder match, Almas vs Black and of course, Gargano vs Ciampa (MOTYC).

I skipped the Ember moon match

Ember match was lit too... every match last night killed... Ricochet is fukking insane... and gonna be a huge star... or the next Kofi

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I need to find me one of those Indian girls.


There's one at my job I see every so often. Saw a ring on her finger one time tho, but if she was single.... Let's just say she's so fine that I would marry her and I don't even know her name.

This girl has two masters degrees, goes to the gym every day and speaks great English despite only coming here for college and work

 

[MenacingMonk]

So nxt or roh show is the one to watch when I get home still need answers

NXT

 

[The Rainmaker]

IN on this bish for the next 14 hours, let's go

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm drunk off mojitos from the steakhouse

Had a nice date with an Indian girl who needs citizenship

Now I'm posted in bed waiting to illegally stream this. Hopefully I won't pass out

I saw where hooters was broadcasting it. Might wanna check that out more reliable than streams and you can get some mental jerk material for later