It seems like it's every week too. ”Yesterday, I went to the beach. I was shocked at how many people were not socially distancing. I walked on the boardwalk, and it was very crowded. I tried to put my mask on, but I left it in the car. Then I waited in line for a funnel cake.” *clutches pearls*
It feels like every one of his write-ups is like that.
Hahaha, not satire, maybe slightly written in an dramatized style for my own amusement, where do you guys live, and how are you moving? San Diego is all the way open, basically. There's some things I defer on, but you can either chose to basically live as a shut in, or go outside. I take more risks than needed for sure, but dining, often alone, walking, running aren't really high risk activities. The party was an exception to the rule. It's a hard risk to calibrate, and I am aware that the more you "successfully" do it, the more you confidence can falsely grow. One thing I will say is not true, is any pearl clutching lol
Also, the moving the mountain is not true, there's no brag, there's no triumph to any of this, it's more just expressing growing paranoia about how close it's gotten to everyone.
I'd read his post like "bruh, just stay home" 
On the other hand, I can just imagine him at a party like 
watching everybody else spread it to each other 
