Could a video game based on the Bible work

[The Guru]

Nah man would be far too violent.

 

[joeychizzle]

@the cac mamba
@Darth Humanist
@4d 6f 6e 65 79
@Menelik II

so you gotta stone gay people
nail jesus to a cross
resurrect his ass after 3 days (dead rising)
sacrifice a kid on top of a mountain
wander around a desert for 40 fukking years
split a sea in half
make a 700 year old cac build a boat
summon 2 of every single species onto that boat and provide space, shelter and food for them both (somehow also ensure that freshwater animals make the cut too)
kill thousands of innocents
kill anyone, especially your family members, if they try to convince you to leave christianity
turn up at church dressed in your finest every sunday because somehow if you don't your connection to god will weaken like wifi
make a talking snake
make a hoe outta some ribs
make a dude from mud
create the universe in 7 days but have the only lifeforms we've ever known inhabit 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% of that space and time
have adam and eve fukk their children and grandchildren
have noah and his wife and kids do the same
magically create different races from that
condone slavery
slap women for talking back
kill your daughter by stoning if she isn't a virgin when she marries someone
somehow convince everyone on the planet that the earth is six thousand motherfukking years old
ingest poisonous plants because apparently every plant was given to us to consume by god
watch your only son get snitched on and die, only to bring his ass back after a weekend, complete with holes in his hands and ankles
somehow believe that the cure for leprosy involves incantations and the blood of a bird
believe that samson can slay 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass
believe that jews can walk on water
believe that the laws of physics and matter can be ignored and a loaf of bread and a fish can be split up 5000 times to nourish 5000 hungry mofukkas
believe that h20 can suddenly gain the properties of fermented grape juice
believe that the earth is held up by pillars
believe that you can pray for changes to be made to your life even though apparently god already has a plan for you
believe that snakes can speak in ancient hebrew

if they ever made this game it would look like a fukking recruitment demo for ISIS and the crusades
i can't believe people still believe this fukking drivel

 

[Lord Scion]

Dante's Inferno is probably the closest thing we'll ever get.

I liked that game, ain't touching God of War but I still liked it.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

one of the bosses is a giant whale that you have to fight from inside out. tell me that doesn't sound like something out of an kojima game

 

[morris]

Surviving the flood
Daughters running train on your drunk ass
Joseph using intellect to survive famine
Battling the Egyptians to freedom
Samson
One shot, one kill Goliath
Fighting Leviathan
Elijah killing Jezebel
Ezekiels UFO's
Michael and Gabriel slaying first burns and demons

Yea, it could work

 

[luckyse7enz]

The cinematography and graphics from the inside of the whale during Jonah's escape....

Noah's ark....locating loose animals during the flood from inside the big-ass boat....

First person POV as Levi and his family while running and not looking back as people are turning into pillars of salt...

Choosing whether you want to take the Abel route or the Cain route decides the fate of your character....

Sodom & Gomorrah...

God of War style would be flames.

 

[Dre Space Age]

Jesus is already in Xenosaga: Jesus Christ

 

[Kairi Irving]

now I know it's been done , we've all seen the angry video game nerd videos


But imagine a Skyrim type game based on the Bible



Could make it interesting and make it similar to the Konquest mode in MK deception

It wouldn't work if they do it the right way...Killing Homosexuals, Pedophiles, Whores, Rape etc this game would catch a shyt ton hate by heathens if it's a AAA Game like GTA, CoD, you already see how sensitive CACS are with FC5

 

[1 other person]

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron - Wikipedia

 

[feelosofer]

Yea, but if you noticed most games based on stories from the bible are dark as fukk.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

People on this part of the forum is why video games have a stigma attached to them

 

[Bawon Samedi]

A lot of crazed atheist vaginas would be bleeding but a game based on the Bible would possibly be the BEST game if made right. Especially if its a western RPG similar to Skyrim or any other successful open world game. The things you could do would be limitless.

 

[PS5 Pro]

now I know it's been done , we've all seen the angry video game nerd videos


But imagine a Skyrim type game based on the Bible



Could make it interesting and make it similar to the Konquest mode in MK deception

No, only a rat soup eating muthafukka would consider such blasphemy.

Now, a game that deals with religion in an intelligent way would work really well. The problem is games like God of war, witcher, mass effect get praise for its gameplay but they all got "clicks" I'll call it because of how they incorporated sex scenes. What I'm trying to convey here is the average gamer isn't ready for a game that is deep and profound. Lowest denominator, PlayStation Republican types

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Would be the highest selling game of all time...if made by the right devs

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Just do GTA style stealing camels and shyt. The disciples could be the new Grove Street gang.