Could you beat a chimp in a boxing match?

[Buddy]

Let's say there was a way to handicap your height to it's strength and balance the physicality out... would you win?

 

[CopiousX]

Technically that thing has 4 fists.


So , nah I'm good.

 

[Buddy]

Technically that thing has 4 fists.


So , nah I'm good.

It's boxing, not kickboxing or mma

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

yes.....

 

[Fortunate Lee]

I'm good…

Fukk a boxing match. These muhfukkas would rip your head clean off

 

[UpAndComing]

I'm good…

Dude look old, he'll be no problem for me, I like to poke bears

 

[Fortunate Lee]

Dude look old, he'll be no problem for me, I like to poke bears

Don't do it !

You ready for these hands?

 

[Tflasha]

Dude look old, he'll be no problem for me, I like to poke bears

Floyd chimpweather would beat yo ass

 

[UpAndComing]

Don't do it !

You ready for these hands?

I'll break him in half

 

[TM101]

The chimp is going to clinch and squeeze the calcium out of your bones.
Even if you win, you still lose.

 

[TRUEST]

Easy. Just look em straight in the eyes. Utter some gibberish language, do a pelvic thrust and pound the ground. Animals are good on recognizing crazy and nature has thought them to run from it.

 

[Paper Boi]

yeah the chimp would get disqualified for not following the rules

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

If i mastered BJJ then maybe. As long as the chimp didnt master it first.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

A boxing match with a chimp is going to end in disqualification everytime...


Especially when he starts flinging his shyt

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Would only fight with that dog attack suit on, but even there id be laying facedown taking blows by that point so all in all im cool