Crazy things you believed as a kid

[FLASH]

Back when I was a shorty, I used to believe 2pac would beat Mike Tyson in a fight. This was right around the time Pac was going at the whole East Coast.

I used to believe Michael Jordan could jump up and touch the top of the Sears Tower.


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[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I used to believe Michael Jordan could jump up and touch the top of the Sears Tower.


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I grew up keeping farm animals. I seen em give birth (it looked like they kids came out the anus) n thought that humans similarly shyt kids out the ass

my young friends went in on me

 

[Kairi Irving]

I used to think eating feces would give you super powers



























I mean a friend

 

[WesCrook]

Chinese people spoke Spanish

 

[King Musa]

Lol, when I was like 7, I use to believe that animals were able to give birth without the act of sexual intercourse.

 

[Malik1time]

I used to think eating feces would give you super powers



























I mean a friend

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I thought the Boogeyman was a tall man made of blue boogers.

I thought being rich meant being driven around in a limo and having a butler, and you ring a little bell when you want to summon the butler.

When my mom said she was afraid of getting fired from her job, I thought that meant her boss was going to throw her into a pit of fire.

I thought sex was getting naked, and rolling around on the bed, with candles, and saxophone music, like in soap operas.

 

[Kairi Irving]

I said a friend

 

[PhonZhi]

I remember thinking that the world was REALLY black & white back in the day because of tv shows in black & white

 

[letti cook]

I thought the Boogeyman was a tall man made of blue boogers.

I thought being rich meant being driven around in a limo and having a butler, and you ring a little bell when you want to summon the butler.

When my mom said she was afraid of getting fired from her job, I thought that meant her boss was going to throw her into a pit of fire.

I thought sex was getting naked, and rolling around on the bed, with candles, and saxophone music, like in soap operas.

this joint made me belly laugh

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Used to think animals talked & had parties & shyt when nobody was there

 

[cozy carl]

if you say "candyman" 3 times in the bathroom in the dark, he'll appear.

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

That Jesus was a racist closet homosexual militant white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes.

 

[Flex Luger]

I thought having $100 was being rich

 

[ben anderson]

Jumping out of a plane at the last second would save you I was a very stupid kid lmao.