Crazy things you believed as a kid

[JoseLuisGotcha]

Not a belief but more of a thought process.....

I never had the concept of death/my own mortality until I was a kid and went away to this christian summer camp .....we go into the church there and the pastor says something like "everyone in this room will die" my head exploded i was like

 

[Lo-Co]

That bloody Mary mirror shyt

 

[hayesc0]

 

[86\*/98]

I believed 2 of my uncles and several cousins were in New York.

Drunk family friend: New York? Lil nikka them nikkas locked the fukk up.
Me:

Granted I was only 6-7 and every adult in my life told me the New York story, but I still should've known.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

that girls pee'd outta they ass lmao

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I thought when I was a young kid that Water makes your hair grow..

I had just got a nice haircut for the start of the third grade and I wanted my cut to last..

So I didn't wash my hair for like two weeks...

Mama didn't know a thing ...

Till my brother snitched on me and told my mama I ain't washing my hair..

Man that woman beat the hot sauce outta me

 

[ozzy]

Nigeria people knows how to scary children I was told if you point at a dead person with your finger it will cut off.

If you pick anything from the floor like money you will turn into animal like snake.

If you dream about food wake your ass up because if you eat in your dreams you will see someone draggng your clothes you are wear invisible person and it is a bad thing.

I actually still believe most of this things

 

[Jahbarri]

Jumping out of a plane at the last second would save you I was a very stupid kid lmao.

Think you on to something breh
















Just kidding

 

[El Bajo Negro]

That wrestling wasn't scripted

 

[nahnah]

If i turned the light on 20 times everything would be ok

Pet heaven

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Jumping out of a plane at the last second would save you I was a very stupid kid lmao.

Wait.....why wouldnt it though

 

[GzUp]

Wait.....why wouldnt it though

U will hit the ground as hard as the plane is.

 

[ben anderson]

Wait.....why wouldnt it though

Not sure if your serious lol

 

[Why-Fi]

i thought new sneakers actually made you run faster.

i didn't know miracle whip wasn't Mayo. I never ate sandwiches at my grandmother house because thats all she bought and I thought her mayonnaise was always stale

I thought the tooth fairy was real for a long ass time. I found out when I put a tooth under my pillow and didn't tell anybody.

thought mud was like quicksand

I used to think only kids born out of wedlock were having sex before they got married

 

[GhettoTeK]

Candy man was real