Crazy things you believed as a kid

[No Homo]

i thought you could really float off a ledge or roof with an umbrella like the cartoons

 

[WesCrook]

At the beginning of time, God taught us everything about the world by yelling everything from the skies

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Jesus

 

[TEH]

At 3 I thought we could also breathe through our ears

I believed ghosts would come and spend time in my closet

I believed that all people loved each other

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

That bloody Mary mirror shyt

For me it was...

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

I thought the woman's vagina was DIRECTLY below her belly button (Thanks late night Cinemax and Showtime porn)

When no onebwao around... That my dog or any animal could talk... So I'd bust in the room when after a few minutes to on some...
Dog looking at me like


I really thought like one of the above posters said... That life was in black n white and in the 1800s itbwas like a brownish tint

If you step on an insect.. it was murder and you was goin to hell

If i tried my best to copy my mom's handwriting and wrote "toys" on the grocery list that she'd get me a Ninja Turtle or something

Putting a penny in a electric socket I'd get something out of a vending machine

Putting all types of wild stuff in my bath water would give me different abilities... I put shampoo conditioner mouthwash baby oil, that pink hair moisturizer all at once


If I moved fast enough I could beat the reflection of me in the mirror


And finally.. when I was in the sixth grade.. my homie told me that when a man bust a nut.. he shoot it out his mouth like throw up

 

[dontspeakmuch]

Legit thought asians could fly and teleport

 

[Blackrogue]

Thought I was the centre of the world and everyone was just extra. Turns out the word for that is solipsism. Pretty sure somehow I made that too or maybe i was right and all y'all really just here to occupy my time, curiosity and storyline.

Anyone who is like well I felt the same.

fukk you I'm real too

 

[Brolic Scholar]

-That all women were stupid.
-That if someone spit in pee you left behind in a toilet or urinal you’d have bad luck.
-That you could jump off of things while falling if you timed it right.
-That I was gonna be a ninja when I grew up.
-That women peed out of the same hole you put your dikk in.
-That animals fukked in the ass.

 

[Blackrogue]

Used to think animals talked & had parties & shyt when nobody was there

@Pigeon

 

[fortheblessings]

I thought being rich meant being driven around in a limo and having a butler, and you ring a little bell when you want to summon the butler.

it is a part of it though

 

[fortheblessings]

I thought that all babies come out of the stomach

I also thought i was dying rigamortis when i got my first erection

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

that girls piss from the butt

 

[Blackrogue]

I thought the woman's vagina was DIRECTLY below her belly button (Thanks late night Cinemax and Showtime porn)

When no onebwao around... That my dog or any animal could talk... So I'd bust in the room when after a few minutes to on some...
Dog looking at me like


I really thought like one of the above posters said... That life was in black n white and in the 1800s itbwas like a brownish tint

If you step on an insect.. it was murder and you was goin to hell

If i tried my best to copy my mom's handwriting and wrote "toys" on the grocery list that she'd get me a Ninja Turtle or something

Putting a penny in a electric socket I'd get something out of a vending machine

Putting all types of wild stuff in my bath water would give me different abilities... I put shampoo conditioner mouthwash baby oil, that pink hair moisturizer all at once


If I moved fast enough I could beat the reflection of me in the mirror


And finally.. when I was in the sixth grade.. my homie told me that when a man bust a nut.. he shoot it out his mouth like throw up

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

if you say "candyman" 3 times in the bathroom in the dark, he'll appear.

I refuse to do that to this day, and I’m old. Hell nah.