Crushing a man's hand during a handshake appreciation

Dr. Acula

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You're not a man unless you follow up the rough handshake with a punch in the face.

I always end my greetings with blood on my hands :demonic:
 

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Dudes who pull that squeezing shyt are usually insecure bytches.

I'll just take my left hand, make a half fist and push a knuckle between your metacarpals until I feel something pop. fukk your hand :umad:

Besides TS, we've all seen your pics, your frail ass ain't got no grip :russ:
:deadmanny: Dude look like a victim
 

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Oh this thread was destined to....
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agreed op gotta assert male dominance regardless where you at

had to bytch out my pops a couple of times when he tried to raise his tone at me
 

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look like the pillsbury dough boy but swear you're tough cause you squeeze other men's hands brehs
 

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Dudes who pull that squeezing shyt are usually insecure bytches.

I'll just take my left hand, make a half fist and push a knuckle between your metacarpals until I feel something pop. fukk your hand :umad:

Besides TS, we've all seen your pics, your frail ass ain't got no grip :russ:
Metacarpals :mjlol: this cac is such a nerd :dead:
 

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:dame: Touching another man in any kind of way is un-Harlem.

I just look @ my pops and bro from a distance and give them :obama:

We don't touch hands, I don't need another mans hand around me he's not feeding my family. :dame:
 

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I just give a firm handshake, I only squeeze that shyt hard as possible when the motherfukka try and compete with me on who got the stronger handshake :dead:
 
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