Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

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That's why you fukk that bih in the shower
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How did I miss this...:ohhh:
 

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So..... My

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Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself :obama:

Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like :ahh:

It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again :bryan:

shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.

Pros:

1) No smell :huhldup:

2) No talking or actually having to interact with it :hula:
3) No condoms needed :ahh:

4) No STD worries

5) No pregnancy scares

6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone :heh:

8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you :ufdup:
9) Doesn't age

10) Can take it anywhere


I could literally keep going :banderas:

Cons:

1) No titties or thighs :shaq2:


But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.

But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes :takedat:

Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!

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This shyt is the closest thing to utopia :ahh:
2018 gonna be an amazing year :myman:

So how was 2018, alleyez?
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