Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Damn @BlackPearl The Empress you joined the shyt on AllEyez train too? You was the last brehette I thought was ok.





Brehs, you see how brehettes push you into the pawg life?

You all know it is not in my nature to pass up an easy joke. Stop playing.

 

[TEH]

So..... My

Spoiler

Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself

Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like

It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again

shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.

Pros:

1) No smell

2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed

4) No STD worries

5) No pregnancy scares

6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone

8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age

10) Can take it anywhere


I could literally keep going

Cons:

1) No titties or thighs


But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.

But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes

Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!

This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year

The smell of p*ssy is the best part

 

[Karb]

#GMB no losses huh?

This might be the first L for #GMB breh

A historic moment

 

[Karb]

fukk you, dry dikk ass nikka

That plastic is dry too

 

[tuckgod]

@ the replies in here, got me on the floor!!


@AllEyez

You might as well spend a little more and order the whole thing and get it customized to your liking

160cm WM 5ft3 B-cup Sex Doll

Spoiler: Doll

that shyt actually made me pause for a second

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikka

Wearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."

 

[BlackMajik]

And it ends up cheating on him.

Looking at ur Avi then reading ur posts

 

[Splash]

Did you eat the box?

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

The build up of a real vagina....How you can feel it getting wetter, hotter, the contractions

A real vagina's like the Hulks rage.There's no end to how hot/wet you can make it.

Plastic can't Hulk out.....That's true power

 

[tuckgod]

The build up of a real vagina....How you can feel it getting wetter, hotter, the contractions

A real vagina's like the Hulks rage.There's no end to how hot/wet you can make it.

Plastic can't Hulk out.....That's true power

 

[Lady.Libra.]

u think there is no smell. i watched one of those doll lover documentaries and the guy said his dollwoman coochie smelled like death if he didn't regularly clean it after bussing inside


so basically instead of a real woman cleaning her own vagina you're gonna have to clean your partial dollwoman's coochie.



however, i agree its a safe alternative to sex until you find a wife.

Something about this has me screaming - I think it's the part where you say, "You're going to have to clean your partialdollwoman's coochie..."


Whew, Lord !

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikka

Wearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."

LMAO.

'Wearing that thang out'

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

Did you let ya man run a train on the plastic puss? aint no fun....if the homies can have

 

[raoulduke187]

are you smoking angel dust brah



fukk outta here with this shyt

 

[The Fade]

They didn’t have a black flavor huh