I was gonna cuss you out but when I read "no smell" and "no STD worries", I had to change my mind.
Not my thing but I can't knock your hustle, breh.
Not my thing but I can't knock your hustle, breh.
Find Allah as quick as you can
A woman that loves, and understands you >>>>>>> Bussing a nut rubbing against plastic
But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes![]()
someone tag that dude that broke his fleshlight....thread was mad jokesSo..... My
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Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself
Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like
It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again
shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.
Pros:
1) No smell
2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed
4) No STD worries
5) No pregnancy scares
6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone
8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age
10) Can take it anywhere
I could literally keep going
Cons:
1) No titties or thighs
But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.
But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes
Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!
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This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year![]()
Repped for creativityThis nikka's journal entries would be
August 17, 2018
"...It was a heavy rain pattering against the windows of my apartment; no matter how much I tried to drown out the sound of it, I could hear it.
Pat...pat...pat...pat.
I almost lost it. I've abandoned everyone who ever loved me; former human friends stopped reaching out months ago - yet, there was the outside world, disguised as rain, almost knocking at my window as if to call me back to society.
I WILL NOT GO!!!
I've had my ups and downs but I no longer need them; they are snakes; thieves; soul suckers trying to take away my precious.
My precious...
But they don't know. She is the only one who loves me.
December 31, 2018
I have no matches!
I just want to destroy and burn it but I HAVE NO MATCHES!
Those fukking humans have done something to her! I just know it! It's color fading as if she were just some plastic action figure from yesteryear. A piece of her love hole has been rubbed into absolute disintegration and my sessions are spoiled as it has now exposed a "Made in Taiwan" branding.
I can't make love to her without her - MY PRECIOUS - constantly screaming and reminding me she is Taiwanese! I tell it to be silent but I've lost control!
I hear the fire works of those humans outside as I climax and in the afterglow I'm forever tortured by that concept those humans call "post nut clarity."
They've somehow brainwashes me into having thoughts that she's nothing more than a 3D printed Mattel Barbie doll hip piece.
I sit there and as I hear those fireworks, I'm here just disgustingly cleaning her out with multiple toothbrushes of former humans I used to have contact with.
When I find a match...tonight...we will burn forever.
Eternally.
Demonic shyt, friend.