damn..accidentally grabbed my aunties azz

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Another @benjamin classic
































Was it phat

 

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[Peak]

last night we had a surprise birthday party for my little cousin for his 10th birthday, everyone was in my grandmas living room with the lights off on some surprise type shyt. I ended up walking behind everyone to the back (like 30 people in the room) and just stood behind everyone, next thing i know i feel a woman lean into me and wrap my arm around her so i naturally think its my wife so my arm is around her in the dark, and like i always do i run my hand down her back and rest it on her ass and rub it so thats what i did...when the lights went on and everyone screaming happy birthday i remember seeing my wife up front clapping with her back to me so i hit the and look down and its my aunt (through marriage, she was married to my uncle who passed 3 years ago) and she hits me with the and slowly walked away..

now i got unrighteous thoughts about my aunty.

Your uncle will want the fade when you reach the pearly gates.

 

[benjamin]

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[benjamin]

Your uncle will want the fade when you reach the pearly gates.

gone have to hit unc with the

Spoiler

 

[benjamin]

it was kinda squishy to...like grabbing a marshmellow

 

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[Phitz]

At first I was like

Then after through marriage I was like

 

[CourtesyFlush]

last night we had a surprise birthday party for my little cousin for his 10th birthday, everyone was in my grandmas living room with the lights off on some surprise type shyt. I ended up walking behind everyone to the back (like 30 people in the room) and just stood behind everyone, next thing i know i feel a woman lean into me and wrap my arm around her so i naturally think its my wife so my arm is around her in the dark, and like i always do i run my hand down her back and rest it on her ass and rub it so thats what i did...when the lights went on and everyone screaming happy birthday i remember seeing my wife up front clapping with her back to me so i hit the and look down and its my aunt (through marriage, she was married to my uncle who passed 3 years ago) and she hits me with the and slowly walked away..

now i got unrighteous thoughts about my aunty.

So you just started feeling up a random body in the dark, at a party with family members, and you just assumed it was your wife? You also can't tell the difference between your wife's body and your aunties? Your stories got holes in it breh. Kinda like your auntie

 

[Calibrated]

damn..accidentally grabbed my aunties azz

 

[benjamin]

 

[benjamin]

So you just started feeling up a random body in the dark, at a party with family members, and you just assumed it was your wife? You also can't tell the difference between your wife's body and your aunties? Your stories got holes in it breh. Kinda like your auntie

wasnt a random body, she literally leaned into me and put my arm around her...it was weird and i was so focused on not bumping into my grannies plants behind me that i wasnt even thinking about it..in my mind it was my wife..im just glad i didnt try and dig in her pants so i can feel her cheeks like i do my wife.

 

[Dont@Me]

-aunt "Through marriage"
-dead uncle
-dikk jumped up

You know what to do breh