damn..accidentally grabbed my aunties azz

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Op needs a damn diary , did she have a phat a$$ & why weren't he able to feel the difference in the dark ?
 
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last night we had a surprise birthday party for my little cousin for his 10th birthday, everyone was in my grandmas living room with the lights off on some surprise type shyt. I ended up walking behind everyone to the back (like 30 people in the room) and just stood behind everyone, next thing i know i feel a woman lean into me and wrap my arm around her so i naturally think its my wife so my arm is around her in the dark, and like i always do i run my hand down her back and rest it on her ass and rub it so thats what i did...when the lights went on and everyone screaming happy birthday i remember seeing my wife up front clapping with her back to me so i hit the :damn: and look down and its my aunt (through marriage, she was married to my uncle who passed 3 years ago) and she hits me with the :mjgrin: and slowly walked away..

:snoop: now i got unrighteous thoughts about my aunty.

Uncle tryin to tell u something ..get up in that thang nephew .. go cut the grass n put ya face in some ass
 

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Uncle tryin to tell u something ..get up in that thang nephew .. go cut the grass n put ya face in some ass

she's engaged at 57, saw her again at grannies house the other day and hit her wit the :takedat: when her husband was in the bathroom, she gone look at me like :skip:and get up and go into another room. her fiance gone step to me at the end of the night and say "what u do to my wife man, i know you did something young blood :gucci:"

Me: (looks left and then looks right)
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she's engaged at 57, saw her again at grannies house the other day and hit her wit the :takedat: when her husband was in the bathroom, she gone look at me like :skip:and get up and go into another room. her fiance gone step to me at the end of the night and say "what u do to my wife man, i know you did something young blood :gucci:"

Me: (looks left and then looks right)
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:ufdup: No ass pic in that spoiler negged
 

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she's engaged at 57, saw her again at grannies house the other day and hit her wit the :takedat: when her husband was in the bathroom, she gone look at me like :skip:and get up and go into another room. her fiance gone step to me at the end of the night and say "what u do to my wife man, i know you did something young blood :gucci:"

Me: (looks left and then looks right)
Zgtpru.gif

Now you trolling us with this story :russ:


she's in love now, anyway good thing you didn't strike when the iron was hot
 

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that forbidden ass be extra soft. watch yourself nephew that thang gon come with some consequence
 

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she's engaged at 57, saw her again at grannies house the other day and hit her wit the :takedat: when her husband was in the bathroom, she gone look at me like :skip:and get up and go into another room. her fiance gone step to me at the end of the night and say "what u do to my wife man, i know you did something young blood :gucci:"

Me: (looks left and then looks right)
Zgtpru.gif
so granny aint never said nothing about her or made slick comments about u n her....

grannys know everything i fukked a couple of em ..n they have all the tea..

when u think they dont be lookin or dont be knowin....
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granny intuition
 

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she's engaged at 57, saw her again at grannies house the other day and hit her wit the :takedat: when her husband was in the bathroom, she gone look at me like :skip:and get up and go into another room. her fiance gone step to me at the end of the night and say "what u do to my wife man, i know you did something young blood :gucci:"

Me: (looks left and then looks right)
Zgtpru.gif
My brother, you need a hobby.

Start writing smut literature or something.
 

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I've had 2 aunts through marriage flash me. And they always mouth kiss me, since I was 9. One is currently trying to get me to wife her niece. I'm 35, she's 23. I've meet that girl 2x in my life. Once when she was an infant.....pretty sure I held her then.....and the second time when she was a baddie 23 year old:huhldup:
Da hell..
 
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