Damn, Verge and Polygon Just shyt All Over The New X-Box Handheld

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If it has an Xbox play anywhere tag yes, if not no. So many third party titles and some older first party titles will not be playable. You're better off seeing this as a windows handheld PC and NOT an "Xbox" handheld.

this makes no gawddamn sense...:dead: why didnt the techs over at xbox create a portal / like app specifically designed for the mobile handheld to access the xbox game library & gamepass?!!? :dahell: Wouldnt that have made more sense for a device YOU touted as an Xbox handheld???
 

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this makes no gawddamn sense...:dead: why didnt the techs over at xbox create a portal / like app specifically designed for the mobile handheld to access the xbox game library & gamepass?!!? :dahell:
They were supposed to be making an ACTUAL Xbox handheld but rumors are they cancelled it. Idk, but THAT would be an actual "portable" Xbox that would supposedly play anything you own on Xbox. This is more so for PC gamers, the "Xbox" tag makes some people assume it's an Xbox handheld that they'll just buy and start playing Elden Ring or Resident Evil off of that they own.
 

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They were supposed to be making an ACTUAL Xbox handheld but rumors are they cancelled it. Idk, but THAT would be an actual "portable" Xbox that would supposedly play anything you own on Xbox. This is more so for PC gamers, the "Xbox" tag makes some people assume it's an Xbox handheld that they'll just buy and start playing Elden Ring or Resident Evil off of that they own.

Then why would they tout it as THE XBOX HANDHELD?!!?:why: the description is redundant and ass backwards because it doesnt do what they say it does. I expect an "Xbox" handheld to be able to access the xbox game library / gamepass / and MAYBE you can jailbreak it to do pc games or mod games.

but still see how much of a headache this is... :snoop:
 

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Then why would they tout it as THE XBOX HANDHELD?!!?:why: the description is redundant and ass backwards because it doesnt do what they say it does. I expect an "Xbox" handheld to be able to access the xbox game library / gamepass / and MAYBE you can jailbreak it to do pc games or mod games.

but still see how much of a headache this is... :snoop:
It's quite stupid imo. When I saw it was revealed, I was confused as to why it exists when it's barely any different than the one that's already out. It would be like Nintendo releasing a "Switch 2 Pro" that only thing it does is have a screen protector built in or something.
 

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EXACTLY.... :dead:
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Microsoft needs to make their own hardware if they really want to pull this off. Do they have enough talented people to design one? I'm not so sure.
 

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what are you talkin about?

Sony "stans" don't defend every single dumbass thing they do. :unimpressed:

I thought I was pretty clear.

You can't clown stans for buying something just because it has an Xbox logo on it when some of yall buy up every piece of hardware Sony shyts out.
 

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I thought I was pretty clear.

You can't clown stans for buying something just because it has an Xbox logo on it when some of yall buy up every piece of hardware Sony shyts out.
who buys every piece of Sony hardware?

and a thousand dollar handheld that doesn't even play all your xbox games and doesn't have an OLED screen is NASTY WORK. :scust:


thousand bucks dog. cheapest joint is still 150 more than a Switch 2. :comeon:

Who's idea was this shyt? You already can't move consoles, but decide to have another piece of hardware 200 bucks more than your most expensive console version? :what:

Deserve to become Dreamcast status.
 

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who buys every piece of Sony hardware?

and a thousand dollar handheld that doesn't even play all your xbox games and doesn't have an OLED screen is NASTY WORK. :scust:


thousand bucks dog. cheapest joint is still 150 more than a Switch 2. :comeon:

Who's idea was this shyt? You already can't move consoles, but decide to have another piece of hardware 200 bucks more than your most expensive console version? :what:

Deserve to become Dreamcast status.
Sony hardware I never bought:
PSVR2
PS TV
PS 3D monitor
Sony Headphones for the Portal
PS4 Slim
PS5 Slim

So much for buying every piece of hardware :mjlol:
 

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who buys every piece of Sony hardware?

and a thousand dollar handheld that doesn't even play all your xbox games and doesn't have an OLED screen is NASTY WORK. :scust:


thousand bucks dog. cheapest joint is still 150 more than a Switch 2. :comeon:

Who's idea was this shyt? You already can't move consoles, but decide to have another piece of hardware 200 bucks more than your most expensive console version? :what:

Deserve to become Dreamcast status.

Lol stop playing dumb man.

You can go in the PS5 thread and find some of yall unironically looking forward to those stupid PlayStation speakers and flght stick they just announced.

Even all these Game Pass threads lately been made by stans who are subbed to the highest tier of Sony's version of Game Pass.

This is all just one big spider-man meme.
 
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