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I gotta do it lol . .I be seeing this so much on facebook . . .here is how it goes tho
she has no kids:
call this mcm, he the bae, they gon take over he moving work she his down ass bih, she has a baby by this dude he stick around for about 3 months they tke some cute pics for the gram and all of a sudden her status say "fukk boi"
she has 1 kid:
alright the dread head stage is over he a fukk nikka now and shes moved on. . she still want that hood dude but he gotta be a little more mature . . thats were twan come in he fresh out the pen but he more calm than quan but will still bust a nikka head . . he good with the kids but he got some rowdy baby mamas and she ends up butting heads with them this ends that relationship
she has 2 kids:
this is hotep brotha septum, he seems deep to her he reads the scriptures and believes a higher power will come and punish the white devil, he speaks about nurturing her body in honey and butter and about how he has a plan to come up the reality is he stays in his moms spot and he can't use the honey or butter because he didn't buy it. . . eventually she catches on to all his fake conscious bullshyt and takes her kids and departs.
she has 3 kids:
This here is Donovan he went to the same high school, "lost" his virginity at 17 when the girl of his dreams dry humped him at the club . . really never heard of him in the streets and you always kind of thought of him as lame . . he might have asked you out to prom or some shyt but you wasn't bout to fukk with a lame . . now though you've changed and he seems alright . . he went to university for biochem engineering and some company plans to move him out he asked you to come with him and said he'd accept all the kids . .you accepted the offer and eventually ya'll even got married . . a few years later though you've gotten bored he isn't a terrible person but you often catch yourself going to quans Facebook and wondering what could have been . . you decide to hit up quan one day just out of curiosity because you've grown you'd never take somebody like him serious
Quan eventually remarks on how gushy it use to get when ya'll smashed back in the day . .one thing leads to another and you and quan meet up at his place . . you end up smashing and midway through you hear somebody at the door . . a lady in 5 kids walks in . . she starts yelling "MOTHAfukkA HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS bytch IN MY SPOT . . NAH fukk THIS YALL DYING TONIGHT" she comes at you and you react quickly throwing one of your Sergio Rossi heels at her . .you run out the door and immediately call your husband and ask him to book you uber and flight right away . . .
okay ima stop this got to long . . .