Dating An Escort…

[BodeineBrazy]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

man... i been in this exact situation b. So... if you want some knowledge on this hmu. Where u at? WHat level of the game is she at? EROS? Backpage? Craigslist? She has her own site? She ghetto? Prissy? What's her deal. I'll tell you how to flip the game. But ima let u know, pimpin aint easy... that shyt like being a psychologist/bodyguard/parent... also, you pretty much can't fukk her anymore.

 

[Kenny West]

You could be her sponsor bruh.

You could give nikkas complementary bottles of mollywatr to refresh them after they get finished fukkin your girl.

Free t-shirt if they pay for a second round

 

[Blackking]

It should be clear to people by now that I'm a man that has lived a life. I'm far from a square.

well. don't know if ur serious..

but i will just say a few things... a friend of mine, nawwmean, has done this...

u have to be willing to do a few things first that u may not wanna do.

1) fukk the girl a few times.
2) be very nice to the girl -- make sure she tells u all her secrets and pains so that u know how to be the best person in the world for her.

Then u will have to do a few more things...
1) i know u said ur not pimpin... but if u wanted to pimp... Then just tell her u gonna get her x-amont, and more clients... and most importantly find out her goals (go to school, get outta momma house, do this , do that ) and get the image in her head about how you (you and her TOgether) will do it.
2) give her rules - especially if shes a nice person.... she's probably a pro before u , but just in case... make sure - condoms, safety, pay more for extra stuff, be aware, maintain regulars, etc.
3) be her man - this is the only hard thing. u have to really like this smut or pretend to.
4) get all the money - and smuts know other smuts... and the way out for her is to get her friend to do it... and answer to her... then yall eat.

imo.

but really u should just really date her if you like her. If you can't stomach it, then just stop talking to her. Don't pimp her. cuz 2800 a week average outta her with a few clients a day... will wear her out and u will be responsible. And no matter how much good u do from this point on.. u'd still be a demon low key.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

She gonna fukk your brains out now

 

[LordTaskForce]

So you supposedly work for corporate america, but needed to venture into the booming market of water because there was just so much untapped potential, only to get run out by a competitor because you and your partners have a tenuous understanding of copyright/trademark law. Yet you kept your job at corporate america and somehow manage to do standup at coffee shops because there is a shortage of comedians and thats a market you want to tap into. But WAIT there is more! Now you are dating a prostitute and you want to figure out how to get financially involved in an illegal industry.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Well, put me onto the game.

This morning before I left for work she was ragging on me for having a square gig talking about "Why the hell are you in corporate America?"

I think this chick is trying to choose me.

You just stumbled onto the pimp game nikka. You just got a bottom bytch and shes gonna hook you up with more hoes for the stable

 

[Taadow]

You can only pimp this chick if she wanna be pimped by you.
That's the way it is, and that's way it always was.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

No pics?

 

[newarkhiphop]

So you supposedly work for corporate america, but needed to venture into the booming market of water because there was just so much untapped potential, only to get run out by a competitor because you and your partners have a tenuous understanding of copyright/trademark law. Yet you kept your job at corporate america and somehow manage to do standup at coffee shops because there is a shortage of comedians and thats a market you want to tap into. But WAIT there is more! Now you are dating a prostitute and you want to figure out how to get financially involved in an illegal industry.

Don't forget he was down in Ferguson being the new age mlk/Malcom x /. Noi muhammed

 

[The Nigerian]

No pics?

She looks like your typical BackPage Chick that has a I HEART WHITE BOYS sticker on her advert.

Weave, goofy long eye lashes, make up, narrow waist, white girl ass… you know the type.

Don't forget he was down in Ferguson being the new age mlk/Malcom x /. Noi muhammed

I'm more of a Black Dynamite character… without the guns.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

She looks like your typical BackPage Chick that has a I HEART WHITE BOYS sticker on her advert.

Weave, goofy long eye lashes, make up, narrow waist, white girl ass… you know the type.


I'm more of a Black Dynamite character… without the guns.

Breh i don't want to visualize that bytch i want to see actual pics

 

[BmoreGorilla]

She looks like your typical BackPage Chick that has a I HEART WHITE BOYS sticker on her advert.

Weave, goofy long eye lashes, make up, narrow waist, white girl ass… you know the type.
.

oh yea smut her out. Just make sure you mind control game is on point

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

expound on the vibes she was giving out

 

[The Nigerian]

expound on the vibes she was giving out

Breh, you've never kicked it with a working girl before?

 

[Camammal]

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