Knocking on people's doors/ringing doorbells and running, leaving flaming bags of shyt on their stoop.
shyt some of my knucklehead friends would grab moving signs (realtor signs, open house, for sale) and put them in random yards.
One of my dumbass friends was knocking on someone's front door and they ran and jumped over and off the enclosed porch and knocked over and broke a virgin Mary statue, it was actually worth a lot.
The homeowners called 911, there was a story in the local paper. He went on his own accord, and was like "im sorry, I was just being stupid. I wasn't trying to just vandalize shyt." Paid them. And that was that, no charges pressed. No one beat up or yelled at. (It probably helps that he's white and they were white).
This was when maybe 2/5 households had dial up internet, well before social media.
Now opening someone's door or making entry. That's an asswhooping, or death.
never opened someone's doors or twisted a knob (pause). That's an asswhoopin or a death sentence.
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