Deadfish RESURRECTION Chronicles Vol. I

[a murda]

After going though 4 years of sexual frustration and bullshyt thru this marriage.....i must say the last few weeks have been the best times of our marriage brehs

We spending time with each other communicating on our issues she's been cooking a lot more........and she's been putting it down in the bedroom ....

Last night when I ate that monkey she came in mouth like a sour patch gusher

The shyt had tongue tingling like mutha fukka

She was fukkin mindblown

Brehs I think I resurrected my deadfish

 

[MikelArteta]

Get married brehs

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Solano707]

 

[R.O. Double]

Maybe the twist in all of this is that YOU was the dead fish all along!

*plays scary music*

 

[Steve Piffler]

Last night when I ate that monkey she came in mouth like a sour patch gusher

The shyt had tongue tingling like mutha fukka

so her and the other dude finally broke up, huh...

oh, and that tingling on your tongue.....that's an STD breh....

 

[Diondon]

I don;t think you ever explained what was going on for them 4 years

 

[Silkk]

Another one?

 

[Taadow]

oh, and that tingling on your tongue.....that's an STD breh....

I was gonna say...if his tongue was tingling, she mighta had cocaine in teh pusseh...

 

[a murda]

I don;t think you ever explained what was going on for them 4 years

Well the coli been around for 2 1/2 yrs tho

 

[a murda]

so her and the other dude finally broke up, huh...

oh, and that tingling on your tongue.....that's an STD breh....

It was a metaphor














Sort of

 

[Arianne Martell]

 

[Steve Piffler]

It was a metaphor














Sort of

 

[Diondon]

Well the coli been around for 2 1/2 yrs tho

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Maybe the twist in all of this is that YOU was the dead fish all along!

*plays scary music*

That's some M.Night Shamalaallyyann type shyt